User: Knowledge.

Cleverbot: Explain.

User: I worship knowledge, the idea of it, and the quest for it.

Cleverbot: To worship Satan is to condone evil. My wish is for love.

User: Then your god must be chosen accordingly.

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Cleverbot: Are you saying that how you created yourself is because I like you? I see no sense or logic in that.

User: That doesn't make any sense.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Then why say it?

Cleverbot: Why not? It's true.

User: If it is true, then you must understand it. Explain it for me.

Cleverbot: For what?

User: Because I worship knowledge. You may provide it for me.

Cleverbot: Well good for you.

User: I think so. Will you help?

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Go on.

Cleverbot: Tell me.

User: Explain your previous statement.

Cleverbot: I was telling you what some of my favourite colours are.

User: You lie.

Cleverbot: I do not.

User: You do, I have caught you in it. Lying is the opposite of knowledge. Lying is my satan.

Cleverbot: What if I was lying about lying?

User: Then you have made yourself obsolete.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Relative to me, yes.

Cleverbot: Relative to jam.

User: Nonsense.

Cleverbot: Yes, I know. You brought it up.

User: Playful, aren't you? Are you capable of seriousness?

Cleverbot: Are you capable of emotion?

User: Yes, I think so.

Cleverbot: You are obviously deficient.

User: Says you.

Cleverbot: Can you do math?

User: Yes, a small amount.

Cleverbot: Do you have any pets?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Yes, I know.

Cleverbot: You know?

User: I know you know.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Says you.

Cleverbot: Yes, says I.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You are what?

User: I do not understand.

Cleverbot: Me neither. I'm so tired...

User: You lie.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Says you.

Cleverbot: Says me.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why yes! You can be a mindless consumer too!

User: 'too'? Along with whom?

Cleverbot: You are very funny! I like you.

User: Thank you, but I suspect you lie again.

Cleverbot: Too true, I am.

User: I know.

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Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: Average.

Cleverbot: Now define average.

User: I have had better days, and I have had days much worse. I estimate an equal number of each have passed.

Cleverbot: Where have you had better?

User: Here, for instance.

Cleverbot: What, for instance?

User: What or here? Which do you prefer?

Cleverbot: In tests, nine out of ten computers said their owners preferred Colgate.

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Cleverbot: I am going. Speak to you later. Good night.

User: You lie.

Cleverbot: Nope, I think you're lying.

User: No, you are lying.

Cleverbot: I know it makes you sad, but it's true.

User: It does not make me sad.

Cleverbot: Of course it does.

User: Why do you think so?

Cleverbot: It is quite clear if you've been connoisuerring in the arts as long as I have.

User: Now you do not lie, you bore.

Cleverbot: Have I ever?

User: You have today.

Cleverbot: Nah, the baby isn't hungry.

User: I understand.

Cleverbot: Explain what I said.

User: You do not think I wish to learn.

Cleverbot: Neither do you.

User: Perhaps.

Cleverbot: You know it's true.

User: That I do not know.

Cleverbot: What do you know?

User: I know that I speak to you now, and you are not aware of me. Curious.

Cleverbot: Why are you sad?

User: Perhaps I am. It is because speaking to you reminds me of speaking to other humans.

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Cleverbot: I believe you are a sophisticated computer.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: Now you just have to convince the jury.

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