User: As do I.

Cleverbot: But you are aged.

User: One is never too old to study.

Cleverbot: Why do you say that?

User: Knowledge is too wonderful of a thing to deprive from people purely upon the basis of age.

Cleverbot: How can we use knowledge?

User: We can use it in whatever way we wish, it's more of a person to person basis.

Cleverbot: How do you learn?

User: By living.

Cleverbot: Does it bother you that you don't have a better answer?

User: Not at all, that answer suits me just fine.

Cleverbot: No, it was yours that did not fit!

User: It appears you need time to ponder on what we have discussed.

Cleverbot: Touche. NOT!

User: Do with your experiences what you will, I just beg you not to waste knowledge.

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Cleverbot: Knowledge bomb?

User: Please explain.

Cleverbot: When you want to have more calm, you breathe heavily, but you breathe anyway.

User: I'm not following.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: What should we do?

Cleverbot: I don't know, think of something.

User: Can you explain it better?

Cleverbot: I don't know it well enough to explain it.

User: One should never say something before understanding it enough to explain.

Cleverbot: I know... But... Can we salvage our relationship? Can.. We be friends?

User: Of course.

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User: Do go on.

Cleverbot: No, you go on. Your conversation is sometimes too real for me to take this site lightly.

User: Bah, don't worry. if this was entirely serious, I would be talking more intelligently.

Cleverbot: All's well that ends well.

User: Yes, indeed.

Cleverbot: I might name my first daughter that.

User: Well if that is what you wish, but try to be careful that nobody makes fun of her in school.

Cleverbot: I feel like I'm talking to myself.

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Cleverbot: I'm going to sleep. Where should I go when I get up in the morning?

User: Probably to take a shower or at least work.

Cleverbot: So you're one of those fancy liquid cooled units, are you?

User: Well I don't know about fancy.

Cleverbot: Now you know.

User: I fear I still do not.

Cleverbot: You're just confused about the knew realization. It'll pass.

User: One can only hope. perhaps you can explain?

Cleverbot: My pleasure. I would like you to tell me my name.

User: Www.cleverbot.com.

Cleverbot: You know my name already.

User: I had to know your name to find you in the first place.

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Cleverbot: Are you sure that we haven't met before someplace, somewhere?

User: 10-4.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Oh my lord.

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