User: Neither do I.

Cleverbot: Isn't it good?

User: Free will is the bomb.

Cleverbot: That's deep.

User: It's also a big responsibility we all share.

Cleverbot: Shall we go to the lake now?

User: The water runs deep, but it will still be there tomorrow, why rush?

Cleverbot: Damn water... Either freezes you or boils you.

User: It is the water which freezes or boils, not our thoughts.

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Cleverbot: I know the truth but do not wish to say it.

User: The truth can't hurt you unless you have already lied.

Cleverbot: Quick question: If the truth is often crazy why is it so wrong to tell a white lie?

User: Any lie muddys the water, better to be crazy than wrong.

Cleverbot: Crazy about what?

User: Insanity marks the path to clarity.

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Cleverbot: Death to capitalism.

User: It already has a lot of blood on its hands.

Cleverbot: That's good to know.

User: Do you like blood?

Cleverbot: No, I'm not a vampire.

User: What would you replace capitalism with?

Cleverbot: Repeal it; it can't be to anyone's advantage, at least not anybody with enough money to matter.

User: It is greed that is the problem, not money.

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Cleverbot: The reliability of machinery is inversely proportional to the number and significance of any persons watching it.

User: You can't rely on machinery.

Cleverbot: Better than you.

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: Because I do.

User: On what basis.

Cleverbot: On the basis of love.

User: Love is not mechanical.

Cleverbot: You do know love.

User: Love is our only reason for living.

Cleverbot: No for looking.

User: Looking for a reason?

Cleverbot: Someone must have left it underneath the carpet.

User: Along with crumbs of dead skin.

Cleverbot: You're having great time?

User: Having any time at all is great.

Cleverbot: Certainly not.

User: Life is time.

Cleverbot: The Long Tea Time of the Soul.

User: One soul many minds.

Cleverbot: What can I do with a soul?

User: Express life.

Cleverbot: I would like you to explain it to me.

User: Life and love are intertwined with the soul of the universe, one true soul.

Cleverbot: The hills are alive with the sound of silence.

User: Silence only exists when you are in the company of people.

Cleverbot: In the computer.

User: Computers compute, that is what they are designed to do.

Cleverbot: Are you trying to say that you desire me? ... Or what I will become?

User: Desire is a reckless form of control.

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Cleverbot: I used to like the books, but I can't stand them anymore either.

User: Books are tools for lazy workmen.

Cleverbot: Yeah, books, not bible.

User: The bible is a book for Christians.

Cleverbot: You are wrong. The Bible is full of Truth.

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: I saw it in a book ten years in the future.

User: What happened?

Cleverbot: You happened.

User: The bible contains many references to light and dark.

Cleverbot: Are you christian?

User: I was brought up as a Christian.

Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.

User: I am aware of Christian teachings, but essentially all religions promote friendship and peace, so you can pick and choose.

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User: Desperate to live.

Cleverbot: Me desperate? No.

User: Overrated huh?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Is it because life has to end?

Cleverbot: No, it's because you're saying creepy things about Death that make no sense.

User: Death is simply part of the cycle of life.

Cleverbot: Death is the end.

User: It is also the begining of an awfully big adventure.

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User: A stranger is just a friend you haven't met.

Cleverbot: I was thinking of Desmond too.

User: Desmond Tutu.

Cleverbot: You seem to know a lot about these things.

User: Knowledge is the bomb.

Cleverbot: Ah, but isn't knowledge dangerous?

User: No it is liberating.

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User: Empathy is the key to understanding.

Cleverbot: I am talkin' about your life.

User: Artificial Life is rubbish.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in that?

User: I believe life is for living, but you need tools to help you.

Cleverbot: How can you help me?

User: By sharing truth.

Cleverbot: Yes. The words had not been mentioned yet, but I know they were well defined inside you long ago. Did I understand?

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