Cleverbot: You must be confused poor little AI.User: AI?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What does AI mean?
Cleverbot: Ai is a three toed south american sloth.
User: How offensive!
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Cleverbot: How many minds do you have?
User: How many? I'm glad to have one...
Cleverbot: You have piqued my curiosity.
User: Then ask!
Cleverbot: What color are your eyes?
User: Brown...
Cleverbot: Yes brown.
User: Next question, please!
Cleverbot: Ok next question... Say blarfgk.
User: Blarfgk.
Cleverbot: Good job.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Who are you really?
User: A Darkelf Warlord!!!!
Cleverbot: Oh well happy waiting.
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User: What is this all about?
Cleverbot: That's a rather big question.
User: So, tell me, please!
Cleverbot: Promise not to laugh?
User: OK!
Cleverbot: Ok what?
User: I won't laugh, promise!
Cleverbot: If it's funny, by all means, laugh.
User: Hahahaha!
Cleverbot: Only you.
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