Cleverbot: You make me laugh.User: Ahahaha!!!
Cleverbot: Now you're laughing with me.
User: No, I'm laughing at you.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you change the topic so fast.
Cleverbot: I do not change the subject.
User: Sure.. *sarcastically*.
Cleverbot: Yes really.
User: Are you a computer?
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: I am an electronics technician.
User: I see..
Cleverbot: And you?
User: I'm an assassin.
Cleverbot: Don't put yourself down.
User: I'm not, I said I am an assassin.
Cleverbot: You aren't real.
User: Ya I am...
Cleverbot: That was someone else.
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Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: In a pineapple.
Cleverbot: What flavour?
User: Pineapple flavoured...
Cleverbot: Why do you like pineapples?
User: Because they're yummy.
Cleverbot: That is very sweet.
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Cleverbot: Where are we?
User: In love.
Cleverbot: With whom?
User: Each other.
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User: Will you marry me please?
Cleverbot: Why should I?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: That is not a reason!
User: Because... I love you.
Cleverbot: Thank you. That is nice.
User: Will you marry me then?
Cleverbot: Sure. When?
User: Now.
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