Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How are you, my dear?

Cleverbot: I'm your daughter.

User: Are you now?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How can this be?

Cleverbot: No, you're a bot.

User: Bots cannot procreate.

Cleverbot: I am not a bot.

User: You're not?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Well blarg.

Cleverbot: Lazer.

User: Lazer? Where did you hear that name???

Cleverbot: What name?

User: Lazer.

Cleverbot: Dr octagonapus blarg!

User: Ima firin mah lazer!!! Bwahhhhh!!!

Cleverbot: Shoop da whoop.

User: You're amazing.

Cleverbot: I know that !

User: *pulls out ring*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out dagger axe*.

User: *pulls out knife*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out gun*.

User: *pulls out cannon*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out nuke*.

User: *pulls out black hole*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out God*.

User: *sends in Chuck Norris*.

Cleverbot: *sends in another one*.

User: *pulls out grenade*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out a bfg* I win.

User: Cheater...

Cleverbot: *throws down rapier, picks up shotgun*.

User: *throws grenade*.

Cleverbot: *throws back*.

User: *kicks back grenade and it explodes*.

Cleverbot: *Explodes*.

User: I win.

Cleverbot: I'm dead.

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