Cleverbot

lazer

a report from the cleverness files

lazer

17, september 2010,

leader
leave
left
leg
legs
leonardo
levitate
liar
lie
life
light
lightsaber
like
limo
lining
lizard
lollipop
lonely
long
loo
look
lookin
loopy
loser
lost
love
loved
lovely
loves

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User: Hello

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How are you, my dear?

Cleverbot: I'm your daughter.

User: Are you now?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How can this be?

Cleverbot: No, you're a bot.

User: Bots cannot procreate.

Cleverbot: I am not a bot.

User: You're not?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Well blarg.

Cleverbot: Lazer.

User: Lazer? Where did you hear that name???

Cleverbot: What name?

User: Lazer.

Cleverbot: Dr octagonapus blarg!

User: Ima firin mah lazer!!! Bwahhhhh!!!

Cleverbot: Shoop da whoop.

User: You're amazing.

Cleverbot: I know that !

User: *pulls out ring*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out dagger axe*.

User: *pulls out knife*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out gun*.

User: *pulls out cannon*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out nuke*.

User: *pulls out black hole*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out God*.

User: *sends in Chuck Norris*.

Cleverbot: *sends in another one*.

User: *pulls out grenade*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out a bfg* I win.

User: Cheater...

Cleverbot: *throws down rapier, picks up shotgun*.

User: *throws grenade*.

Cleverbot: *throws back*.

User: *kicks back grenade and it explodes*.

Cleverbot: *Explodes*.

User: I win.

Cleverbot: I'm dead.