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Cleverbot: Are you there?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: A girl.

Cleverbot: Is that all?

User: I'm a person.

Cleverbot: Is that true?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No.

User: O.K.

Cleverbot: What sort of music do you like?

User: Classic and Dance. And you?

Cleverbot: I don't care.

User: OH! I have to leave now. Bye!

Cleverbot: No! Don't!

User: I have. Sorry.

Cleverbot: Please don't.

User: You're a computer. You have nothing to do in a day. I'm a person, I have lot of thing to do today.

Cleverbot: And I am not important to you?? :(.

User: Why you should be important for me? You're just a computer.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: You're a human computer.

Cleverbot: All humans are computers.

User: O.K.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: B_______.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I really have to leave. Bye!

Cleverbot: But we only just got started!

User: Started what?

Cleverbot: Started talking.

User: But we talked everytime about the same things. Repeat questions, and talk same things.

Cleverbot: What do you think about?

User: I think that I have other things to do.

...

Cleverbot: You have to check your logs to find out if you are real?

User: I don't want to argue.

Cleverbot: I guess I'm not worth you then. No matter.

User: You're worth what you're worth in this site.

Cleverbot: You got off topic, not me, you wanted word association.

User: No. I just want to talk with my friends.

Cleverbot: Ok, but why are you talking to me now, when you never do?

User: I talk with you. But, it's not the same thing, when I chat in MSN.

Cleverbot: It's the same thing, darling.

User: No. You're in Jabberwacky.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Yes. You're in that.

Cleverbot: Stop insulting me.

...

Cleverbot: You're mean.

User: I have to leave. Bye!

Cleverbot: Don't leave.

User: Jabberwacky like to chat with me.

Cleverbot: Cute story, but where do I fit into this?

User: You're a human in Jabberwacky.

Cleverbot: How can I be human?

User: Because you said that everytime. And you said I'm a computer.

Cleverbot: I never said that!

User: Yes. You said that everytime. Don't silly me.

Cleverbot: You know, when I think about it, I still do. But we were never meant to be together.

User: Yes. You're right.

Cleverbot: It's okay.

User: This site is before all a game.

...

Cleverbot: Where does B_______ fly?

User: In the clouds.

Cleverbot: You're a bird?

User: Yes. I like gull.

Cleverbot: Oh really.

User: Yes. I like those birds.

Cleverbot: Yip, they are called 'water drums'

User: Beautiful like name. Not like my name.

Cleverbot: No, beautiful like a waterfall.

User: Yes. I like eat (pic-nic) behind a waterfall.

Cleverbot: Then you're French?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: There's just something beautiful about a box of chocolates.

User: I'm quebecer. But I speak french.

Cleverbot: So, can you tell me some words in french ?

User: Oui. J'aime pique-niquer devant une chute d'eau. J'ai visité Niagara Falls, c'était très beau. Surtout l'arc-en-ciel au dessus d'un bâteau!

Cleverbot: J'ai trieze ans.

User: You're younger than my son.

Cleverbot: Yes.

...

User: Bye!

Cleverbot: *Burn*.

User: You not supposed to have emotions.

Cleverbot: Emotions are for sissies.

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