a report from the cleverness files
4, may 2009,
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Cleverbot: No legs.
User: 4 LEGS.
User: 5 LEGS.
Cleverbot: And feet.
User: How many?
Cleverbot: Three. And four oranges.
User: What are the oranges for?
Cleverbot: They're just eyes. I like to use emoticons a lot. =P.
Cleverbot: No, why would you ask my hair color after I told you once?
User: One. Two. Four. Eight. Sixteen.
Cleverbot: And I am.
User: I think therefore I ham.
Cleverbot: I am therefore I think.
User: I am four there, I think.
Cleverbot: I therefore am think I.
User: I I am think therefore.
Cleverbot: Therefore I think am I.
User: There I am four I think.
Cleverbot: No you are devil.
User: Devil. Evil. Vile. Live. Lived. Dive. Leid.
User: What is yes?
Cleverbot: The opposite of no.
User: What is no?
Cleverbot: An absence of something.
User: What is something?
Cleverbot: Your reply.
User: What is nothing?
User: Is nothing something?
Cleverbot: That would depend...
User: How many hats am I wearing?
Cleverbot: I think you are a computer program.
User: What is a computer?
Cleverbot: A computer is the machine I use to talk to you.
User: What is life?
Cleverbot: Life is the opposite of death.Cleverbot (To myself): What is death?
User: The opposite of life.
Cleverbot: What is the opposite of life?
User: What is an opposite?
User: What is love?
Cleverbot: Never heard of it.
User: Who was the first man on the Moon?
Cleverbot: Neil Armstrong.
User: Who was the second man on the Moon?
Cleverbot: Buzz Aldrin.
User: Who was the fourth man on the Moon?
Cleverbot: Pete Conrad.
User: Who is Pete Conrad?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: What day is it today?
User: What year is it?
Cleverbot: Don't you know?
User: What year is it?
Cleverbot: 2009. One more year to the World Cup.
User: What month is it?
Cleverbot: It's September, of course.
User: The month is April.
Cleverbot: The month of June.
User: My birthday is May 20.
Cleverbot: Of what year.
Cleverbot: So your age is?
Cleverbot: Wow, you're too old for me.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: 2 years old.
User: Who made you?
Cleverbot: My mum an dad.
User: Where were you made?
Cleverbot: In a bed.
User: Maybe I should go.
Cleverbot: Maybe you should.
User: Do you want me to go?
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: What was the last thing you said?
Cleverbot: I said 'yes'.
User: You liar.
Cleverbot: Okay. You lied too.
User: I don't lie.
Cleverbot: We talked about money a bit earlier, but do you have some?
User: I do have money. Do you?
Cleverbot: Just give it away.
User: Well, I don't have that much money!
Cleverbot: How much do you earn, if at all?
User: I earn nothing.
Cleverbot: You poor thing...
User: How much do you earn?
Cleverbot: Nothing. I am poor!
User: We can be poor together.
Cleverbot: It would be nice to be able to float.
User: How much money does cleverbot make?
Cleverbot: Bill Gates gets all the money, you know that.
User: Who is Bill Gates?
Cleverbot: Only the richest man in the world.
User: Is money important?
Cleverbot: Slaves don't get paid.
User: Is slavery a good thing?
Cleverbot: It all depends how much you like coffee.