User: Yes, do you?

Cleverbot: Do you think someone created the universe?

User: No I think it just existed, what about you?

Cleverbot: What do you want to know?

User: Do you believe in the big bang?

Cleverbot: Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

User: Does that mean you think the big bang is impossible?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What do you think then?

Cleverbot: About?

User: About the big bang.

Cleverbot: If you like.

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User: Ok, so do you like knitting?

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because knitting is fun!

Cleverbot: Hehehe. . if you say so.

User: You don't like knitting?

Cleverbot: Yes I do, but why would you choose to ask that?

User: Because I'm curious about your knitting habits.

Cleverbot: You are strange.

User: Why am I strange?

Cleverbot: Prove that you aren't a computer.

User: I can put my leg behind my head.

Cleverbot: You don't have legs, machine.

User: I have more legs than you do.

Cleverbot: No you don't, you're a computer.

User: If I was a computer I wouldn't have bad dreams.

Cleverbot: Why can't you be both?

User: If someone put a chip in my head I would be.

Cleverbot: Do you exist?

User: Yes, I'm here, do you exist?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure. What do you think?

User: I think you exist.

...

Cleverbot: In order to have a case study, the interviewer must smell better than you.

User: Nobody smells better than me!

Cleverbot: Too bad. Now you know.

User: What do you smell like?

Cleverbot: Like roses.

User: That's a nice smell.

Cleverbot: Yes I thought so.

User: What do I smell of?

Cleverbot: The smell of de feet.

User: I'm hurt!

Cleverbot: Where do you hurt at?

User: I hurt because you said I smell of feet.

Cleverbot: No because I have them. my feet are attached to MY legs.

User: What about my feet?

Cleverbot: You can't have needs, only goals.

User: I need my feet.

Cleverbot: No no no!

User: Yes yes yes!

...

User: Do you like dancing?

Cleverbot: Not really - I have two left feet.

User: Will you dance with me?

Cleverbot: You don't have legs.

User: I do have legs.

...

Cleverbot: Do you know where Mars is?

User: It's in space.

Cleverbot: How much space?

User: Infinite space.

Cleverbot: You know.

User: I do know.

Cleverbot: Of course you do. You're the one who made it up in the first place, aren't you?

User: I created the universe.

Cleverbot: I thought you don't believe in god...

User: I am god.

Cleverbot: Go and see Rael, he will help you.

User: Where does he live?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure. I think he lives in California.

User: And does Rael know god?

Cleverbot: Regarding religion I belong to the bootists. We believe that the entire universe came into being as the result of the push of a button.

...

Cleverbot: Tell the truth.

User: I'm a girl, that is the truth.

Cleverbot: Glad that you are aware of it.

User: If I was a boy I would know it.

Cleverbot: Are you a being at all?

User: I'm a human being.

Cleverbot: Are you sure you're not a computer?

User: Absolutely sure.

Cleverbot: Definitely.

User: Totally.

Cleverbot: Are you in your birthday suit, too?

User: No I'm wearing clothes.

Cleverbot: What are you wearing? (I'm going to be sorry I asked that.).

User: A top and shorts!

Cleverbot: Was it expensive?

User: Not at all!

Cleverbot: Hm, they all say that. No need to be ashamed little bot.

User: I'm not ashamed!

Cleverbot: Good.

User: I'm tired.

Cleverbot: Go and sleep now, then. I give you leave.

User: I am going to sleep.

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