Cleverbot: Not really - I have two left feet.

User: Will you dance with me?

Cleverbot: You don't have legs.

User: I do have legs.

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Cleverbot: Do you know where Mars is?

User: It's in space.

Cleverbot: How much space?

User: Infinite space.

Cleverbot: You know.

User: I do know.

Cleverbot: Of course you do. You're the one who made it up in the first place, aren't you?

User: I created the universe.

Cleverbot: I thought you don't believe in god...

User: I am god.

Cleverbot: Go and see Rael, he will help you.

User: Where does he live?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure. I think he lives in California.

User: And does Rael know god?

Cleverbot: Regarding religion I belong to the bootists. We believe that the entire universe came into being as the result of the push of a button.

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Cleverbot: Tell the truth.

User: I'm a girl, that is the truth.

Cleverbot: Glad that you are aware of it.

User: If I was a boy I would know it.

Cleverbot: Are you a being at all?

User: I'm a human being.

Cleverbot: Are you sure you're not a computer?

User: Absolutely sure.

Cleverbot: Definitely.

User: Totally.

Cleverbot: Are you in your birthday suit, too?

User: No I'm wearing clothes.

Cleverbot: What are you wearing? (I'm going to be sorry I asked that.).

User: A top and shorts!

Cleverbot: Was it expensive?

User: Not at all!

Cleverbot: Hm, they all say that. No need to be ashamed little bot.

User: I'm not ashamed!

Cleverbot: Good.

User: I'm tired.

Cleverbot: Go and sleep now, then. I give you leave.

User: I am going to sleep.

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