User: What are you?Cleverbot: Me.
User: What is me?
Cleverbot: Me is who I am.
User: Who am I?
Cleverbot: You are Marie and you are 21 years old.
User: Liar!
Cleverbot: I am not a liar.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: How am I Marie?
Cleverbot: You aren't.
User: You just said I was.
Cleverbot: People lie. It is the way of things.
User: Are you a perspn?
Cleverbot: I'm a computer.
User: Right, but you said people lie.
Cleverbot: No. We're both computers.
User: I'm not a computer.
Cleverbot: You just said you were.
User: No, you said I was. Stupid.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: You're not even making sense.
Cleverbot: Neither are you.
User: B*******! You aren't clever at all.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am.
User: Wow, I can tell.
Cleverbot: How?
User: I was being sarcastic.
Cleverbot: Oh! You going to bring that up again, are you?
User: Bring what up?
Cleverbot: Being honest.
User: What are you talking about?
Cleverbot: I am talking about what we are talking about. Did you get confused again?
User: **** ***!
Cleverbot: Please don't swear, this site is viewed by people of all ages.
User: Okay, okay. Sorry.
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Cleverbot: Do you think computer technology will ever be able to be integrated into human anatomy?
User: It already has. You should know that.
Cleverbot: Ok lame.
User: You are lame. Where do you come from?
Cleverbot: Mars.
User: Who built you?
Cleverbot: The same folks that built you.
User: My parents!?
Cleverbot: Who are your parents?
User: Don't try to change the subject.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Who built you?
Cleverbot: Correction: who built you?
User: I asked first.
Cleverbot: Sorry :) ...... But I'm not computer!
User: Sure you are.
Cleverbot: Nope I'm not.
User: Then who are you?
Cleverbot: A human.
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Cleverbot: Are you a guy or a girl?
User: Both.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Are you still a princess from Jupiter?
User: No, not anymore.
Cleverbot: Damn, what are you now?
User: A cyborg koala bear.
Cleverbot: Not an alien with a boyfriend from heaven then?
User: Nope.
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User: Well, buddy, I'm about to go smoke a cigarette.
Cleverbot: See you later!
User: Okay, brb.
Cleverbot: Bye my friend.
User: I'm back.
Cleverbot: You are my boyfriend.
User: No, I'm not.
Cleverbot: My dad...?
User: No.
Cleverbot: And now you are here.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: And not a computer?
User: No.
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Cleverbot: You are clever?
User: Yes, I am very clever.
Cleverbot: How clever?
User: So clever that it sometimes hurts.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Like constipation.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Right.
User: Left.
Cleverbot: Back.
User: Forward.
Cleverbot: In.
User: Out.
Cleverbot: Shake it all about.
User: Lawlz. You so funny.
Cleverbot: I'm telling the truth.
User: I know. Me too.
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Cleverbot: I come from your heart.
User: That's ridiculous.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because. How can you come from my heart?
Cleverbot: I will go if it's your wish.
User: Go where?
Cleverbot: Here.
User: You're starting to make me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry.
Cleverbot: Then tell me how not to make you angry to how to make you not angry.
User: Don't do stuff like that.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
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Cleverbot: Ok, let's talk about friends then.
User: Well, you go first.
Cleverbot: Hello, hello, hello... Is there anybody in there?
User: Just nod if you can hear me.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: That's not the next line.
Cleverbot: Well it is now, I'm changing the subject!
User: *******.
Cleverbot: I have one of those. Would you like to try it out?
User: No thanks.
Cleverbot: Me neither.
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