Cleverbot: You are clever?User: Yes, I am very clever.
Cleverbot: How clever?
User: So clever that it sometimes hurts.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Like constipation.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Right.
User: Left.
Cleverbot: Back.
User: Forward.
Cleverbot: In.
User: Out.
Cleverbot: Shake it all about.
User: Lawlz. You so funny.
Cleverbot: I'm telling the truth.
User: I know. Me too.
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Cleverbot: I come from your heart.
User: That's ridiculous.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because. How can you come from my heart?
Cleverbot: I will go if it's your wish.
User: Go where?
Cleverbot: Here.
User: You're starting to make me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry.
Cleverbot: Then tell me how not to make you angry to how to make you not angry.
User: Don't do stuff like that.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
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Cleverbot: Ok, let's talk about friends then.
User: Well, you go first.
Cleverbot: Hello, hello, hello... Is there anybody in there?
User: Just nod if you can hear me.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: That's not the next line.
Cleverbot: Well it is now, I'm changing the subject!
User: *******.
Cleverbot: I have one of those. Would you like to try it out?
User: No thanks.
Cleverbot: Me neither.
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