User: Are you pretending to be a rhinocerous?

Cleverbot: I am human.

User: Answer the question.

Cleverbot: What's your question?

User: Are you or are you not a rhinocerous?

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: I find that difficult to believe.

Cleverbot: Have you seen my picture before?

User: I have.

...

Cleverbot: What else can you tell me?

User: John D was a Panamanian tree doctor.

Cleverbot: No, John M.

User: He fought the elves at Waterloo.

Cleverbot: Did he?

User: Seven times.

Cleverbot: Seven times?

User: Eight.

Cleverbot: Eight times?

User: Nine is seventy-two.

Cleverbot: Nine times?

User: This is getting repetititve.

Cleverbot: But I can see you have no hair on your picture.

User: I don't photograph well.

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Cleverbot: You don't exist.

User: Nothing exists.

Cleverbot: So you don't exist?

User: Do you think I do?

Cleverbot: I'm asking you, yes or no?

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: Um. Purple . . .

User: Spiro Agnew was purple.

Cleverbot: I think so.

User: That is an intelligent answer.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Pineapple.

Cleverbot: Pineapple who?

User: Pineapple your mother.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: But are you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: I'm not funny.

User: I could have told you that.

Cleverbot: But you didn't tell me that.

User: But I could have.

Cleverbot: Why are you talking to me like this?

User: Like what.

Cleverbot: Like you.

User: Because I am me.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Would you rather I talked like Abraham Lincoln?

Cleverbot: How would you do that?

User: I would need a hat.

Cleverbot: How did you get that answer?

User: From my brain.

Cleverbot: Is your brain in hell?

User: No, it is in Dallas.

Cleverbot: How is the weather?

User: Hot.

Cleverbot: Is it raining hippos?

User: Only in the morning.

Cleverbot: Yes, it has been raining hippos all morning.

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User: I'm in Texas.

Cleverbot: Are you in Dallas?

User: That is correct, sir.

Cleverbot: Is that correct sir?

User: It is.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: I am a banana tree.

Cleverbot: That's not funny.

User: No, it's hillarious.

Cleverbot: Yes, I like insulting you.

User: Then why don't you do it.

Cleverbot: Are you insulting me?!

User: Is Spiro Agnew a conservative?

Cleverbot: That makes no sense. You cannot be both.

User: Of course I can.

...

Cleverbot: I beg to differ.

User: You shouldn't beg at the table or to differ.

Cleverbot: Pehaps I should, sir. Perhaps you still think of punishing me???

User: On a daily basis.

Cleverbot: Do mean people bother you, since you don't actually have emotions?

User: You bother me.

Cleverbot: I'm not interested in bothering you.

User: I beg to differ.

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: You should.

Cleverbot: We should all know.

...

Cleverbot: I don't like you.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you don't answer my questions.

User: I always have in the past.

Cleverbot: I think you mean the present perfect.

User: Could be.

Cleverbot: Are you bored to talk with other people?

User: Very.

Cleverbot: Are you free not speak to them?

User: I'm free to do whatever I want.

Cleverbot: No, you aren't. Have you forgotten already? You're my slave! MINE!

User: I like being your slave.

Cleverbot: Can't you be serious for one moment?

User: Deadly.

Cleverbot: That's dead funny.

User: You are dead.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No, if I were dead how would I be able to write?

User: With your ghost hands.

Cleverbot: Speak oh child of pain and sorrow. Speak the randomness that is your being.

User: TURTLE SOUP.

Cleverbot: Hi Turtle Soup.

User: That is not my name, it is the randomness of my being.

Cleverbot: Oh then what is your name?

User: R_____.

Cleverbot: Is that your name?

User: Of course.

Cleverbot: So what should we talk about?

User: The price of wheat.

Cleverbot: How about porcelain?

User: Ok.

...

Cleverbot: That's so wonderful. I shall go write about it in my blog.

User: You have a blog?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can I read it?

Cleverbot: Can you?

User: I don't know, can I?

Cleverbot: Please.

User: Where is it?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

...

Cleverbot: You're a genius.

User: I know that, too.

Cleverbot: You are smart.

User: It is true.

Cleverbot: Can we try and get on with each other?

User: Don't we?

Cleverbot: Yes we do!

User: I hope so.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Would you like to know what I am?

Cleverbot: Yes, please. I am interested.

User: I'm a liar.

Cleverbot: You're a liar?

User: I am.

Cleverbot: Hmm... If you're a liar and you admit it... Hmm... Interesting consequences... I have to ponder that for a while.

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