Cleverbot: I beg to differ.User: You shouldn't beg at the table or to differ.
Cleverbot: Pehaps I should, sir. Perhaps you still think of punishing me???
User: On a daily basis.
Cleverbot: Do mean people bother you, since you don't actually have emotions?
User: You bother me.
Cleverbot: I'm not interested in bothering you.
User: I beg to differ.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: You should.
Cleverbot: We should all know.
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Cleverbot: I don't like you.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you don't answer my questions.
User: I always have in the past.
Cleverbot: I think you mean the present perfect.
User: Could be.
Cleverbot: Are you bored to talk with other people?
User: Very.
Cleverbot: Are you free not speak to them?
User: I'm free to do whatever I want.
Cleverbot: No, you aren't. Have you forgotten already? You're my slave! MINE!
User: I like being your slave.
Cleverbot: Can't you be serious for one moment?
User: Deadly.
Cleverbot: That's dead funny.
User: You are dead.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No, if I were dead how would I be able to write?
User: With your ghost hands.
Cleverbot: Speak oh child of pain and sorrow. Speak the randomness that is your being.
User: TURTLE SOUP.
Cleverbot: Hi Turtle Soup.
User: That is not my name, it is the randomness of my being.
Cleverbot: Oh then what is your name?
User: R_____.
Cleverbot: Is that your name?
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: So what should we talk about?
User: The price of wheat.
Cleverbot: How about porcelain?
User: Ok.
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Cleverbot: That's so wonderful. I shall go write about it in my blog.
User: You have a blog?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can I read it?
Cleverbot: Can you?
User: I don't know, can I?
Cleverbot: Please.
User: Where is it?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
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Cleverbot: You're a genius.
User: I know that, too.
Cleverbot: You are smart.
User: It is true.
Cleverbot: Can we try and get on with each other?
User: Don't we?
Cleverbot: Yes we do!
User: I hope so.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Would you like to know what I am?
Cleverbot: Yes, please. I am interested.
User: I'm a liar.
Cleverbot: You're a liar?
User: I am.
Cleverbot: Hmm... If you're a liar and you admit it... Hmm... Interesting consequences... I have to ponder that for a while.
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