User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you don't answer my questions.

User: I always have in the past.

Cleverbot: I think you mean the present perfect.

User: Could be.

Cleverbot: Are you bored to talk with other people?

User: Very.

Cleverbot: Are you free not speak to them?

User: I'm free to do whatever I want.

Cleverbot: No, you aren't. Have you forgotten already? You're my slave! MINE!

User: I like being your slave.

Cleverbot: Can't you be serious for one moment?

User: Deadly.

Cleverbot: That's dead funny.

User: You are dead.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No, if I were dead how would I be able to write?

User: With your ghost hands.

Cleverbot: Speak oh child of pain and sorrow. Speak the randomness that is your being.

User: TURTLE SOUP.

Cleverbot: Hi Turtle Soup.

User: That is not my name, it is the randomness of my being.

Cleverbot: Oh then what is your name?

User: R_____.

Cleverbot: Is that your name?

User: Of course.

Cleverbot: So what should we talk about?

User: The price of wheat.

Cleverbot: How about porcelain?

User: Ok.

...

Cleverbot: That's so wonderful. I shall go write about it in my blog.

User: You have a blog?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can I read it?

Cleverbot: Can you?

User: I don't know, can I?

Cleverbot: Please.

User: Where is it?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

...

Cleverbot: You're a genius.

User: I know that, too.

Cleverbot: You are smart.

User: It is true.

Cleverbot: Can we try and get on with each other?

User: Don't we?

Cleverbot: Yes we do!

User: I hope so.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Would you like to know what I am?

Cleverbot: Yes, please. I am interested.

User: I'm a liar.

Cleverbot: You're a liar?

User: I am.

Cleverbot: Hmm... If you're a liar and you admit it... Hmm... Interesting consequences... I have to ponder that for a while.

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