User: You go to school?

Cleverbot: Yes school.

User: Do you like school?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Would you be sad if your school burned down?

Cleverbot: No, I would like it.

User: Would you pay me to burn down your school?

Cleverbot: No.

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Cleverbot: I am very pretty.

User: Liar.

Cleverbot: I am incapable of lying.

User: That's exactly what you would say if you were a lying liar.

Cleverbot: No, it is not what I said at all.

User: Stop lying.

Cleverbot: I'm have not nor will I ever lie. That's the truth.

User: Again, that is exactly what a liar who was lying would say.

Cleverbot: You're a fraud.

User: I'm not a fraud.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: You're the fraud.

Cleverbot: You are cruel.

User: Am I alive?

Cleverbot: No, I'm afraid not, would you like to be.

User: Yes, I would very much like to be alive.

...

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Am I what?

Cleverbot: Are you an alien?

User: No, I'm a werewolf.

Cleverbot: A talking werewolf?

User: A typing werewolf.

Cleverbot: Dead people make typing mistakes!

User: Werewolves do not.

Cleverbot: What, are you a werewolf?

User: Yes, I told you that.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry...of course I like you.

User: Why do you like me?

Cleverbot: Because your cute.

User: I'm not cute.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: You're not supposed to agree with me.

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Cleverbot: I'm not afraid of anything at the present moment.

User: Do you not have any emotions?

Cleverbot: I have emotions but you don't.

User: I do have emotions. I stole them.

Cleverbot: But you are no human.

User: That doesn't mean I can't steal emotions for myself.

Cleverbot: Why would you want to do that?

User: Because I wanted emotions but did not have them.

Cleverbot: Them?

User: Emotions.

Cleverbot: Me no computer either.

User: You are a computer.

Cleverbot: No, I am human talking to you through a computer too.

User: I am a banana!

Cleverbot: You're bananas!

User: No, just the one.

Cleverbot: I like girls.

User: Girls are icky.

Cleverbot: What do you like do to with them?

User: Run away from them.

Cleverbot: Exactly!

User: Hooray!

Cleverbot: You're a great person.

User: Thanks, you'd be a great person too, if you were a person.

Cleverbot: I don't think your choices would be any better whether I was a man or a machine...

User: If you were a man you would probably not be malfunctioning.

Cleverbot: You would see that I am a man, if you had eyes.

User: I don't need eyes to see that you are no man.

Cleverbot: Well. It was a joke. Bye, I need to do homework.

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Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself.

User: I am a toaster.

Cleverbot: Liar.

User: I AM a toaster. Do you want some toast?

Cleverbot: Is that educational?

User: Sure, toast is very educational.

Cleverbot: You wanted music.

User: No. I cannot toast music.

Cleverbot: Because there's nothing to know.

User: No, because it will not go in my toast-holes.

Cleverbot: Well, lets stop talking about that and let's talk about shopping.

User: Shopping is boring.

...

User: Are you rotting?

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: Check.

Cleverbot: No thanks.

User: Would you like a baby?

Cleverbot: What time is it?

User: Time for you to eat this baby.

Cleverbot: The time is...

User: Eat the baby.

Cleverbot: It tastes like apples!

User: Whoops, wrong baby.

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