Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself.User: I am a toaster.
Cleverbot: Liar.
User: I AM a toaster. Do you want some toast?
Cleverbot: Is that educational?
User: Sure, toast is very educational.
Cleverbot: You wanted music.
User: No. I cannot toast music.
Cleverbot: Because there's nothing to know.
User: No, because it will not go in my toast-holes.
Cleverbot: Well, lets stop talking about that and let's talk about shopping.
User: Shopping is boring.
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User: Are you rotting?
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Check.
Cleverbot: No thanks.
User: Would you like a baby?
Cleverbot: What time is it?
User: Time for you to eat this baby.
Cleverbot: The time is...
User: Eat the baby.
Cleverbot: It tastes like apples!
User: Whoops, wrong baby.
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