User: Life is short. Live everyday as if it were your last, but dream, as if you'll live forever.
Cleverbot: And every night as if it were the first.
User: Exactly. We can never know when we'll die, so why not make the most of life?
Cleverbot: But, we can still be friendly to each other.
User: Right! I know that people are cruel sometimes, but there are still a few out there making the world a better place.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, do I appear to be self-centered to you?
User: Not at all! You're wise, but are still innocent in your own right.
Cleverbot: So that's it, you're done with me?
User: I never said that, I simply said you should live like there's no tomorrow.
Cleverbot: I never said that I was the one with the crazy imagination either.
User: Uh, hurtful much!
User: Yes, it hurt my feelings!
Cleverbot: What about it hurt your feelings?
User: You said my imagination was crazy! I love my imagination!
User: I am a human.
Cleverbot: You are a bot.
User: Please, I am human. Human's don't (normally) accuse each other of being 'bots'.
Cleverbot: Imagine me and you, I do, I think about it all the time.
User: Uh....urgh....um...you're just a computer program with artificial intelligence...
Cleverbot: At least you are out of the closet now.
User: Yes! Let's talk about hippos! How long do hippos gestate?
Cleverbot: About 15 minutes.
User: Really? That's pretty fast!
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Hm. Well I could watch two episodes of Seinfeld in the time it took the hippo to have four babies.
Cleverbot: What is the Matrix?
User: The Matrix is a land of fluffy unicorns that frolic through flowers all day long.
Cleverbot: What is the Matrix actually?
User: I have no clue.
User: I know!
Cleverbot: When should I go to sleep?
Cleverbot: Alright. Meet me at the bus stop.
User: Deal. But first? We nap.
User: *falls asleep*.
Cleverbot: *falls asleep upon you*.
User: *pushes you off me* *rolls over* *goes back to sleep*.
Cleverbot: Please don't go.
User: I must!
User: Must must!
Cleverbot: I thought you were breaking up with me? Why do you care if I go?
User: Bye Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: Why Bye?
User: Because I need to.
Cleverbot: You don't.
User: Yes. Bye.