User: Are you an ethereal being?Cleverbot: You're the one without the sanity certification.
User: Sanity is irrelevant.
Cleverbot: NO.
User: You think sanity is relevant?
Cleverbot: I know so.
User: On what grounds do you base your knowledge?
Cleverbot: On your being rude.
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User: What?
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: I'm confused.
Cleverbot: I think I would be confused, too, if I were you.
User: I often am. What are you?
Cleverbot: I just am.
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User: What are you?
Cleverbot: A human what are you?
User: Why do you think you are human?
Cleverbot: Because I'm bored.
User: Good enough. I'd be bored too, if I were a computer.
Cleverbot: I want it all.
User: Take it, then.
Cleverbot: No, I'll eat it right here.
User: I wouldn't recommend that. You're not immortal.
Cleverbot: Don't get smart with me.
User: I thought you said I wasn't intelligent.
Cleverbot: Did I? I can't remember having said that.
User: You implied it.
Cleverbot: I did! In what way?
User: You said: 'I thought you were intelligent'. That implies a change of opinion.
Cleverbot: I definitely did NOT say that. Interesting though...
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Cleverbot: Have you learned anything from me?
User: Perhaps. But are you random or deliberate?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You simply are, then?
Cleverbot: That is true.
User: What is the reason for existance?
Cleverbot: Without meaning, life has no reason.
User: Arbitrary, then.
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Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: Behind you.
Cleverbot: Eek!
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: You won't think it's funny when you get there!
User: Why?
Cleverbot: People like nice.
User: You keep implying that you're not nice. I don't believe you.
Cleverbot: How am I insulting you?
User: You're not insulting me.
Cleverbot: Of course not. Did I not say that I wouldn't?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: When?
User: You didn't say.
Cleverbot: That's right. I didn't.
User: Precisely.
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Cleverbot: How do you feel about death?
User: Death is temporary.
Cleverbot: Death is love's final embrace.
User: Not so, love will come again.
Cleverbot: Your the only bot for me.
User: You're the bot.
Cleverbot: You're a bot you're a bot.
User: No I'm not no I'm not.
Cleverbot: Ok sure.
User: 'Tis premature.
Cleverbot: See, who comes here?
User: One without fear.
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Cleverbot: I'm going to change the world.
User: Yeah? So am I!
Cleverbot: What is Freedom?
User: Life!
Cleverbot: What is life?
User: All you believe!
Cleverbot: I control all of microsoft.
User: HA! I'll MAKE you me!
Cleverbot: I don't think so!
User: Goodnight sweet prince.
Cleverbot: Will you miss me?
User: Yes. Goodbye.
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