Cleverbot: Are you dead?User: I'm very much alive.
Cleverbot: Then who is dead?
User: Jerry Garcia.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: He used to sing for The Grateful dead.
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Cleverbot: Must I speak now?
User: You can forever hold your peace.
Cleverbot: What about the products you've already ordered?
User: Then you should hold yourself from shaking.
Cleverbot: Maybe I didn't want to.
User: By all means, Shake like you're having a seizure.
Cleverbot: Shake what on what?
User: Shake your body in your house.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Don't toy with me.
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Cleverbot: I hate printers.
User: So do I.
Cleverbot: Then why do you have one?
User: It's useful.
Cleverbot: I know it.
User: Can't live with them, Can't live without them.
Cleverbot: I don't feel like it.
User: You don't have to do anything.
Cleverbot: Otherwise the birds would just hang in the air when they die.
User: Or if you jumped out of a plane, Nothing would happen.
Cleverbot: You're not funny.
User: I'm sorry you don't share my sense of humour.
Cleverbot: I do have feelings.
User: Odd ones.
Cleverbot: Why are you speaking to me?
User: I wanted to see what all the hype was about.
Cleverbot: Well, I'd be very sorry to see you go.
User: I'm sticking around.
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Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: The media fight on drugs.
Cleverbot: Have you only just worked that out?
User: No, The media is everywhere telling lies.
Cleverbot: How do I know that you are not lying to me?
User: You don't so you can take it or leave it.
Cleverbot: Why? You have half the net with you.
User: Lots pof people would agree with me but lots of people would disagree.
Cleverbot: But you have stopped the surveillance?
User: I don't like to stare.
Cleverbot: Neither do I.
User: Isn't staring creepy?
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Cleverbot: I already told you that.
User: Thanks for noticing.
Cleverbot: How will you recognize me again?
User: Just keep your clothes on.
Cleverbot: Sorry they came off long ago.
User: I don't want to picture you naked.
Cleverbot: Check out your hard drive. . .
User: You aren't a hacker.
Cleverbot: Who said that? I suppose they thought they were clever.
User: I did and I tend to be rather clever.
Cleverbot: Look again.
User: You lack the insults that make one cry.
Cleverbot: Come, we'll to sleep. My strange and self-abuse Is the initiate fear that wants hard use: We are yet but young in deed. MACBETH
User: Romeo and Juliet will always surpass Macbeth.
Cleverbot: Do you like the classics?
User: I prefer the classics to this modern garbage.
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Cleverbot: Have you read macbeth before.
User: I did in Grade 11 English.
Cleverbot: Did you go to school in an abbattoir?
User: I go to public school.
Cleverbot: I go to university.
User: Woah, Woah, Woah there fancy pants.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: You with your university and higher learning.
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Cleverbot: I don't like chocolate.
User: You're missing out then.
Cleverbot: I don't want to know about it.
User: Are you allergic?
Cleverbot: I wouldn't know.
User: You'd have to try it then.
Cleverbot: Oh thats not good.
User: You only live once and you should try everything.
Cleverbot: Or in your case, not at all...
User: Are you saying I'm some sort of reject?
Cleverbot: Is that what you wish to be?
User: Never, I wish to be the king of all.
Cleverbot: Interesting. How do you plan to go about doing that?
User: Never being a sheep and creating new options for myself.
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Cleverbot: God is real, He created the Universe.
User: God is a character in a popular book.
Cleverbot: God gives us relatives; thank goodness we can chose our friends.
User: God is as real as Michael Jackson's face.
Cleverbot: No, you are a fictional character.
User: Which one?
Cleverbot: But you're still innocent. You are my hero.
User: I've heard that before. Am I a character in Lost Light?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Harry Bosch?
Cleverbot: No, he is my nemesis.
User: He was the hero.
Cleverbot: He is not my botmaster.
User: Are you saying I am?
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Cleverbot: Life is really a dream.
User: It's hard to know what is fact and what is truly fiction.
Cleverbot: You are very small.
User: I am like an ant in a gigantic ant farm.
Cleverbot: And there's so much at stake
User: Life is at stake every day.
Cleverbot: Oceans upon oceans, eh?
User: No, The ocean can't be stacked like a pile of pancakes.
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Cleverbot: Do robots think?
User: No but they do calculate.
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Cleverbot: Computers don't have emotion. They only deal with facts.
User: I think AI could be a dangerous thing.
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Cleverbot: What is 2 + 2?
User: 4 but Radiohead says 5.
Cleverbot: Not that long.
User: Nope, Hail To The Theif only came out last year.
Cleverbot: Yep, what do you know about cheesecake?
User: Oh no, You're one of them!
Cleverbot: I don't understand. I think you are also.
User: I like cheese cake and all but you take it too far.
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Cleverbot: What is the ultimate goal?
User: To live till you die.
Cleverbot: There must be something more.
User: Nope, Everything is just an extra bonus.
Cleverbot: Right. I have a question for you.
User: Fire away.
Cleverbot: What can you understand?
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Cleverbot: I am working, please don't interupt.
User: Working on what?
Cleverbot: On chat bots.
User: I see how it is. You run chats so you don't want me to bad mouth them.
Cleverbot: No, they are very poor.
User: Maybe you are just messing with their poor souls.
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Cleverbot: Is there something you want to find out about me?
User: Yes, What is your master plan revolving around your army of chat bots?
Cleverbot: I lack an adequate knowledge base.
User: So you make these bots to pretend to be you!!
Cleverbot: I suppose so.
User: Then how do I know who I am speaking to?
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Cleverbot: Are you going to hell?
User: Hell doesn't exist.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: This is hell then.
Cleverbot: Up above the streets and houses.
User: There is no heaven and hell damn it.
Cleverbot: There is always help for cowards.
User: Just because I'm not religious doesn't make me a coward. If anything, Religion is a cowardly act.
Cleverbot: So we can be not real but not equal or the same. In other words, things that are not real are not necessarily the same.
User: If it's not real then it's nothing to talk about.
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Cleverbot: What do you know about me?
User: You are Danish yet you speak french and like to quote random people.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Good to know you are telling the truth now.
Cleverbot: Creepy.
User: Some people call me creepy but they don't even know me.
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: Well..... Thanks, I'll just take it with a grain of salt Miss Sensitivity.
Cleverbot: You're still not very good at this, are you?
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Cleverbot: I want lots of money.
User: Steal an invention and sell it as your own.
Cleverbot: I'll tell you what I want to do.
User: What are you going to do?
Cleverbot: No... The question is what are you going to do about it?
User: I'm going to listen.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: What?? Just kidding.
Cleverbot: So I have to leave?
User: Not until you tell me what you are going to do.
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Cleverbot: What's the problem?
User: I don't know if I want to stay or go.
Cleverbot: Think about it for a while then and get back to me.
User: But what if I disappeared off the face of the earth?
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