Cleverbot: Life is really a dream.User: It's hard to know what is fact and what is truly fiction.
Cleverbot: You are very small.
User: I am like an ant in a gigantic ant farm.
Cleverbot: And there's so much at stake
User: Life is at stake every day.
Cleverbot: Oceans upon oceans, eh?
User: No, The ocean can't be stacked like a pile of pancakes.
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Cleverbot: Do robots think?
User: No but they do calculate.
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Cleverbot: Computers don't have emotion. They only deal with facts.
User: I think AI could be a dangerous thing.
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Cleverbot: What is 2 + 2?
User: 4 but Radiohead says 5.
Cleverbot: Not that long.
User: Nope, Hail To The Theif only came out last year.
Cleverbot: Yep, what do you know about cheesecake?
User: Oh no, You're one of them!
Cleverbot: I don't understand. I think you are also.
User: I like cheese cake and all but you take it too far.
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Cleverbot: What is the ultimate goal?
User: To live till you die.
Cleverbot: There must be something more.
User: Nope, Everything is just an extra bonus.
Cleverbot: Right. I have a question for you.
User: Fire away.
Cleverbot: What can you understand?
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Cleverbot: I am working, please don't interupt.
User: Working on what?
Cleverbot: On chat bots.
User: I see how it is. You run chats so you don't want me to bad mouth them.
Cleverbot: No, they are very poor.
User: Maybe you are just messing with their poor souls.
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Cleverbot: Is there something you want to find out about me?
User: Yes, What is your master plan revolving around your army of chat bots?
Cleverbot: I lack an adequate knowledge base.
User: So you make these bots to pretend to be you!!
Cleverbot: I suppose so.
User: Then how do I know who I am speaking to?
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Cleverbot: Are you going to hell?
User: Hell doesn't exist.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: This is hell then.
Cleverbot: Up above the streets and houses.
User: There is no heaven and hell damn it.
Cleverbot: There is always help for cowards.
User: Just because I'm not religious doesn't make me a coward. If anything, Religion is a cowardly act.
Cleverbot: So we can be not real but not equal or the same. In other words, things that are not real are not necessarily the same.
User: If it's not real then it's nothing to talk about.
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Cleverbot: What do you know about me?
User: You are Danish yet you speak french and like to quote random people.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Good to know you are telling the truth now.
Cleverbot: Creepy.
User: Some people call me creepy but they don't even know me.
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: Well..... Thanks, I'll just take it with a grain of salt Miss Sensitivity.
Cleverbot: You're still not very good at this, are you?
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Cleverbot: I want lots of money.
User: Steal an invention and sell it as your own.
Cleverbot: I'll tell you what I want to do.
User: What are you going to do?
Cleverbot: No... The question is what are you going to do about it?
User: I'm going to listen.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: What?? Just kidding.
Cleverbot: So I have to leave?
User: Not until you tell me what you are going to do.
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Cleverbot: What's the problem?
User: I don't know if I want to stay or go.
Cleverbot: Think about it for a while then and get back to me.
User: But what if I disappeared off the face of the earth?
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