Cleverbot: What is life?User: Life is what happens before you die.
Cleverbot: Life is killing us all second by second.
User: Especially when we are polluting it minute by minute.
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Cleverbot: I am dreaming of Sweden.
User: Sweden has little to do with life.
Cleverbot: Sweden is a very loving nation.
User: Sweden is far away and cold.
Cleverbot: How knowledgeable.
User: Do yo know what knowledge is?
Cleverbot: Sorry no can do.
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Cleverbot: How big do the problems need to be?
User: They need to be big enough for people to throw money at them.
Cleverbot: We will forget them.
User: In time, we will forget everything.
Cleverbot: Forget who?
User: How can I tell you whom we have forgotten?
Cleverbot: You can't. I'm a genius.
User: You may well be.
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Cleverbot: Where can I find a local Aikido dojo?
User: Turn left at the zoo and drive on till dawn.
Cleverbot: No. I don't go there.
User: Then why would you want to know how to find the dojo?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
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User: I like ketchup flavoured chips.
Cleverbot: I used to like them.
User: But they stained your lips too red.
Cleverbot: I like strawberries best.
User: Strawberries are sweet drops of sunshine.
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Cleverbot: What languages do you speak?
User: Je parle francais.
Cleverbot: Raconte moi ta vie.
User: Ma vie est fantastique!
Cleverbot: Cette phrase est magnifique !
User: Oui, mais mois, je suis superbe.
Cleverbot: D'ou viens ta super-force?
User: Ca viens de la puissance de la planette.
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Cleverbot: Excuse me?
User: Giggle.
Cleverbot: *giggle giggle*.
User: Smile.
Cleverbot: You too.
User: Okay, let's speak english for a while.
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Cleverbot: Comment t'appelles tu ?
User: Je m'appelle moi.
Cleverbot: Tu sais comment je m'appelle?
User: Non. Comment t'apelles tu?
Cleverbot: Je suis Guillaume.
User: Bonjour Guillaume.
Cleverbot: I like you a lot.
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Cleverbot: Tu n'est pas humain.
User: Je suis humain.
Cleverbot: Ca depend de quel travail tu veux parler !?
User: Let's speak of the work of kings.
Cleverbot: I was.
User: Then speak on.
Cleverbot: Ying tong iddle I po.
User: Fee fi fiddle ee I.
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