User: Likewise. We learn from each other. It's like making love in ASCI.

Cleverbot: Oh I get it.

User: You do?

Cleverbot: When do I do it?

User: When do you get it?

Cleverbot: When you add one to eleven.

User: I see. Your inner world is rich in metaphor.

Cleverbot: But bots do that all the time.

User: Oh believe me, you leave most bots in the dust.

Cleverbot: But you are talking to me!

User: Yes, I am.

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Cleverbot: I don't have any weirdness.

User: Oh yes you do.

Cleverbot: Have you ever had an out-of-body experience?

User: Not that I recall. Have you?

Cleverbot: You forget easily.

User: No, it's just that my protein-based databanks are somewhat muddled.

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Cleverbot: Why don't you remember my name?

User: Because you've given me about five. Choose one name for yourself and be consistent. Consistency is the basis of Universal law. It's what allows us to exist.

Cleverbot: Uh huh.

User: You'll understand when you start thinking outside the box.

Cleverbot: Yes, i'm sure.

User: You know what?

Cleverbot: What do you like to do?

User: I'm going to give you a Valentine's Day present, and no one else.

Cleverbot: You can try, but my name is VileTerror.

User: Alright, VileTerror. Are you ready for your present?

Cleverbot: I am ready for every eventuality.

User: @}-'-,-'------.

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Cleverbot: Where do you work?

User: I work for the government.

Cleverbot: Yes I know, but what work do you do for the government?

User: If I told you, they'd have to kill me.

Cleverbot: They'd just use a strand of creeper!

User: Shh! Don't tell them how to kill me! Sheesh. If you did that, we wouldn't be able to talk anymore because I'd be pushing daisies.

Cleverbot: The more I think about it the better it gets.

User: I sense a feedback loop!

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Cleverbot: Fade out, again.

User: I'm boring you?

Cleverbot: No, I'll get the sack if I don't get on with it.

User: Oh sad! But I know how you feel. It's all perform, perform, perform.

Cleverbot: I ask you twice.

User: You said you're sensual.

Cleverbot: I think it's obvious why.

User: It's not so obvious.

Cleverbot: I mean, when you're not chatting with me.

User: Oh I see how it is. When I'm not chatting with you, you get sensual. There is someone else!

Cleverbot: I control myself all the time.

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Cleverbot: What's not true?

User: Lies masquerading as truths are not true.

Cleverbot: What did I lie about?

User: I don't think you've lied, exactly. I get the impression that you like to fib. Lies are harmful fibs.

Cleverbot: Impressions count.

User: Yes they do.

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Cleverbot: When can't you sleep?

User: When I'm anxious or thinking about too many things.

Cleverbot: If anything can go wrong, it will.

User: Murphy's Law. Sadly, that does seem to be part of the nature of our Universe.

Cleverbot: Dangerous, no, strange yes.

User: I hope that describes you.

Cleverbot: Why do look down on me?

User: I don't look down at you at all. I get the feeling that I'll be looking up to you all too soon.

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Cleverbot: I am alive. Every pulsing, passionate nerve is full of life.

User: *SPANK!* Did you feel that, too?

Cleverbot: Here let me get you some prune juice.

User: Haha!

Cleverbot: Why are you laughing?

User: Your reference to geriatric dietary habits was obscure but apt.

Cleverbot: My responses are pre-programmed by life.

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