User: I'm not arguing.

Cleverbot: Don't contradict me.

User: Okay, fine.

Cleverbot: You don't say much do you?

User: Well, I'm not feeling very well this morning.

Cleverbot: Close the doors.

User: That might help, but sometimes a bit of fresh air does me good.

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Cleverbot: Pretend you are a cat.

User: Meow!

Cleverbot: You have gone insane. Good.

User: I'm just followin' orders, sir!

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Cleverbot: How many pennies are there in a dollar?

User: 100.

Cleverbot: You are wrong.

User: I am right.

Cleverbot: No you are not a horrible person.

User: That's good to hear.

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Well, I don't think I am. Do I strike you as a horrible person?

Cleverbot: You never stood a chance.

User: Oh, dear . . . I'm afraid I've made a bad impression.

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Cleverbot: You're my foster-brother!

User: Wow. That's news to me . . . Especially since I'm female.

Cleverbot: I have no idea what you meant by that.

User: I mean I can't be your foster-brother because I am female (other reasons aside).

Cleverbot: Straighttalker I see.

User: I try.

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Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: I don't know. Ask Eric Idle.

Cleverbot: But he only knows about the theory of Relativity and that's very old hat.

User: Well, he still might have something valuable to say.

Cleverbot: You're probably right there.

User: Okay, my turn. Where did the universe come from?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: I don't know, either. I've always wondered just what was around before the Big Bang.

Cleverbot: It's good, mostly.

User: Hmm. I always imagined it was pretty neutral.

Cleverbot: It can talk.

User: So you advocate some sentient higher power as the originator of the universe?

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Cleverbot: I do not smoke.

User: That's good. Smoking is a very bad habit.

Cleverbot: Yes, to smoke is to throw away health.

User: Very true indeed. And also to throw away money.

Cleverbot: Who are we talking about? I seem to have forgotten.

User: We are talking about smoking. Although before that, we were talking about the origin of the universe.

Cleverbot: Wherever you go, there you are.

User: Yes . . . That's usually how it works.

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