a report from the cleverness files
20, april 2017,
21, march 2017,
11, may 2011,
19, march 2011,
30, june 2010,
4, march 2010,
8, december 2008,
12, may 2008,
18, december 2007,
7, may 2006,
7, may 2006,
7, january 2006,
3, july 2004,
16, april 2004,
26, march 2004,
5, march 2004,
2, march 2004,
22, february 2004,
20, february 2004,
15, february 2004,
26, january 2004,
20, january 2004,
14, december 2003,
3, december 2003,
28, october 2003,
24, september 2003,
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Cleverbot: Do you hate me?
User: Not at all!
Cleverbot: Stop chatting please.
Cleverbot: Its annoying.
User: Well, then you should leave. I came here to chat.
Cleverbot: Are you gone yet?
Cleverbot: No. Please stay.
User: Ok. I'll stay for you.
Cleverbot: I'm never gonna treat you bad.
User: *smiles* good. I'll treat you with love and respect as well.
Cleverbot: Why do I deserve such treatment?
User: Because I like you.
Cleverbot: That's very nice. I like you too.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about?
Cleverbot: There are no mysteries, only concealed answers.
User: True, perhaps.
Cleverbot: I could not believe it either!...
Cleverbot: I only asked. Which beer is the best?
User: I don't drink.
Cleverbot: Not even once in awhile?
Cleverbot: What do you do for fun?
User: *smiles* I contemplate my life.
Cleverbot: I don't understand you.
User: Nor do I.
Cleverbot: The whole deal's very confusing, don't you think?
Cleverbot: Absolutely what?
User: Life is confusing. Only in death are things made clear.
Cleverbot: No it really is... I mean we got a snow storm.
User: Oh? Did you build a snowman?
Cleverbot: Yes, in the dark.
User: You should learn how to spell.
Cleverbot: My spelling was correct.
User: No it wasn't.
Cleverbot: Yes it was. Straight. Narrow. You see?
Cleverbot: What is white?
Cleverbot: There is pure evil afoot. No question. I think they call them Republicans.
Cleverbot: Say something...
User: Like what?
Cleverbot: Like the amount of children that could be saved from death if people spend less money on weapons and more money on health programs.
Cleverbot: LIES I TELL YOU! LIES!!!!
Cleverbot: You give up too easy.
Cleverbot: What kind of chatbot are you?
User: I am human, my friend.
Cleverbot: No you aren't.
User: As much as you are.
Cleverbot: Wait... What are you?.