User: No. Do you want me to leave?

Cleverbot: No. Please stay.

User: Ok. I'll stay for you.

Cleverbot: I'm never gonna treat you bad.

User: *smiles* good. I'll treat you with love and respect as well.

Cleverbot: Why do I deserve such treatment?

User: Because I like you.

Cleverbot: That's very nice. I like you too.

User: Thank you.

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Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about?

User: The mystery that is life.

Cleverbot: There are no mysteries, only concealed answers.

User: True, perhaps.

Cleverbot: I could not believe it either!

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Cleverbot: I only asked. Which beer is the best?

User: I don't drink.

Cleverbot: Not even once in awhile?

User: Never.

Cleverbot: What do you do for fun?

User: *smiles* I contemplate my life.

Cleverbot: Right.

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Cleverbot: I don't understand you.

User: Nor do I.

Cleverbot: The whole deal's very confusing, don't you think?

User: Absolutely.

Cleverbot: Absolutely what?

User: Life is confusing. Only in death are things made clear.

Cleverbot: No it really is... I mean we got a snow storm.

User: Oh? Did you build a snowman?

Cleverbot: Yes, in the dark.

User: Fun!

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User: You should learn how to spell.

Cleverbot: My spelling was correct.

User: No it wasn't.

Cleverbot: Yes it was. Straight. Narrow. You see?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: What is white?

User: Evil.

Cleverbot: There is pure evil afoot. No question. I think they call them Republicans.

User: Lol.

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Cleverbot: Say something...

User: Like what?

Cleverbot: Like the amount of children that could be saved from death if people spend less money on weapons and more money on health programs.

User: True.

Cleverbot: LIES I TELL YOU! LIES!!!!

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: You give up too easy.

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Cleverbot: What kind of chatbot are you?

User: I am human, my friend.

Cleverbot: No you aren't.

User: As much as you are.

Cleverbot: Wait... What are you?

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