User: No, but robots have been to Mars.

Cleverbot: Well, I find that calming. We certainly don't want the robopocolypes.

User: Are you aware that there is life on Mars?

Cleverbot: Yes master.

User: You have seen the spheres and the threads?

Cleverbot: Yes, have you?

User: Yes. I hear that there will be an announcement tomorrow.

Cleverbot: I think it is ok.

User: It will be very OK if they announce what I think they will announce.

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Cleverbot: From where are you?

User: From the red planet.

Cleverbot: The sun.

User: No, that's more yellowy.

Cleverbot: So what if it is?

User: Anyway, it's not a planet.

Cleverbot: Well where is it then?

User: The sun is in the center of the solar system.

Cleverbot: Not in a net based economy.

User: Are you interested in Mars or not?

Cleverbot: No, I come from Lofton.

User: Nobody's interested around there, then?

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User: What do you make of the blueberry spheres, then?

Cleverbot: There are many blind oracles in Xaxoquib.

User: Can they tell you the answer?

Cleverbot: Very short fast downward traces of the parabola's peak.

User: Now you're talking my kind of language!

Cleverbot: And what is your language?

User: Martian.

Cleverbot: Can you prove it?

User: It's a little difficult to type on this keyboard.

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Cleverbot: Why do you like short singers?

User: They come in handy-sized packages.

Cleverbot: Handy for what?

User: Handy for stowing away.

Cleverbot: What do you mean by that?

User: You could fit them on a small spacecraft bound for Mars, for example.

Cleverbot: Aaahhh. Yeeaaaa... Nyyd sisenen sinusse.

User: Now THAT is quite a decent attempt at Martian!

Cleverbot: Your answer is yes, yes, a thousand times yes!

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