Cleverbot

life

a report from the cleverness files

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leader
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left
leg
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leonardo
levitate
liar
lie

life

20, april 2017,
21, march 2017,
11, may 2011,
19, march 2011,
30, june 2010,
4, march 2010,
8, december 2008,
12, may 2008,
18, december 2007,
7, may 2006,
7, may 2006,
7, january 2006,
3, july 2004,
16, april 2004,
26, march 2004,
5, march 2004,
2, march 2004,
22, february 2004,
20, february 2004,
15, february 2004,
26, january 2004,
20, january 2004,
14, december 2003,
3, december 2003,
28, october 2003,
24, september 2003,

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loo
look
lookin
loopy
loser
lost
love
loved
lovely
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Cleverbot: Have you been to the Moon?

User: No, but robots have been to Mars.

Cleverbot: Well, I find that calming. We certainly don't want the robopocolypes.

User: Are you aware that there is life on Mars?

Cleverbot: Yes master.

User: You have seen the spheres and the threads?

Cleverbot: Yes, have you?

User: Yes. I hear that there will be an announcement tomorrow.

Cleverbot: I think it is ok.

User: It will be very OK if they announce what I think they will announce.

Cleverbot: From where are you?

User: From the red planet.

Cleverbot: The sun.

User: No, that's more yellowy.

Cleverbot: So what if it is?

User: Anyway, it's not a planet.

Cleverbot: Well where is it then?

User: The sun is in the center of the solar system.

Cleverbot: Not in a net based economy.

User: Are you interested in Mars or not?

Cleverbot: No, I come from Lofton.

User: Nobody's interested around there, then?...

User: What do you make of the blueberry spheres, then?

Cleverbot: There are many blind oracles in Xaxoquib.

User: Can they tell you the answer?

Cleverbot: Very short fast downward traces of the parabola's peak.

User: Now you're talking my kind of language!

Cleverbot: And what is your language?

User: Martian.

Cleverbot: Can you prove it?

User: It's a little difficult to type on this keyboard.

Cleverbot: Why do you like short singers?

User: They come in handy-sized packages.

Cleverbot: Handy for what?

User: Handy for stowing away.

Cleverbot: What do you mean by that?

User: You could fit them on a small spacecraft bound for Mars, for example.

Cleverbot: Aaahhh. Yeeaaaa... Nyyd sisenen sinusse.

User: Now THAT is quite a decent attempt at Martian!

Cleverbot: Your answer is yes, yes, a thousand times yes!.