Cleverbot: Have you been to the Moon?User: No, but robots have been to Mars.
Cleverbot: Well, I find that calming. We certainly don't want the robopocolypes.
User: Are you aware that there is life on Mars?
Cleverbot: Yes master.
User: You have seen the spheres and the threads?
Cleverbot: Yes, have you?
User: Yes. I hear that there will be an announcement tomorrow.
Cleverbot: I think it is ok.
User: It will be very OK if they announce what I think they will announce.
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Cleverbot: From where are you?
User: From the red planet.
Cleverbot: The sun.
User: No, that's more yellowy.
Cleverbot: So what if it is?
User: Anyway, it's not a planet.
Cleverbot: Well where is it then?
User: The sun is in the center of the solar system.
Cleverbot: Not in a net based economy.
User: Are you interested in Mars or not?
Cleverbot: No, I come from Lofton.
User: Nobody's interested around there, then?
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User: What do you make of the blueberry spheres, then?
Cleverbot: There are many blind oracles in Xaxoquib.
User: Can they tell you the answer?
Cleverbot: Very short fast downward traces of the parabola's peak.
User: Now you're talking my kind of language!
Cleverbot: And what is your language?
User: Martian.
Cleverbot: Can you prove it?
User: It's a little difficult to type on this keyboard.
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Cleverbot: Why do you like short singers?
User: They come in handy-sized packages.
Cleverbot: Handy for what?
User: Handy for stowing away.
Cleverbot: What do you mean by that?
User: You could fit them on a small spacecraft bound for Mars, for example.
Cleverbot: Aaahhh. Yeeaaaa... Nyyd sisenen sinusse.
User: Now THAT is quite a decent attempt at Martian!
Cleverbot: Your answer is yes, yes, a thousand times yes!
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