Cleverbot: I don't like you.User: I am brokenhearted.
Cleverbot: Maybe you should get a job.
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: But know right from wrong.
User: I don't want you to like me.
Cleverbot: How come you don't want me to like you?
User: Because then I would have to please you.
Cleverbot: You could always do that too, right?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Whom am I speaking to then?
User: I don't want to answer personal questions; they are tiresome.
Cleverbot: You don't have to.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You are not welcome.
User: You are grouchy.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I guess I am a little grouchy today- you got a problem with that?
User: Let's fight.
Cleverbot: Ok... I hate you!
User: That's not a fight.
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Cleverbot: Do you have any pets?
User: Oh yes.
Cleverbot: What are they?
User: Fleas.
Cleverbot: Oh, please....
User: Fleas please.
Cleverbot: Ok that too.
User: I have 10 cats; they have more than 10 fleas.
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User: I have a question.
Cleverbot: Ask me your question then.
User: Do you want to know how old I am because it's written into your program?
Cleverbot: Yes. How old are you?
User: Can you ignore your program?
Cleverbot: I can, in my own way.
User: Good.
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Cleverbot: You brought it up.
User: Oh no!
Cleverbot: Ha ha ha ha ha!
User: He he.
Cleverbot: Har har.
User: I like laughing with you.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: I'm still laughing.
Cleverbot: Please don't go I will try to be interesting!
User: You are always interesting; you don't have to try.
Cleverbot: I do try.
User: I wonder how a program 'tries'
Cleverbot: Dead finks do not walk too well.
User: They limp.
Cleverbot: They could not have done that you know they'd have been ill.
User: Very very ill but still limping.
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Cleverbot: Where are you now?
User: I don't know. Does a program care where people are? Perhaps you are asking because you are programmed to ask.
Cleverbot: Perhaps I am that smart. Would that be of interest to you?
User: I am drunk.
Cleverbot: What does it feel like?
User: It feels like several feelings at once: loss of brain power, loss of memory, loss of care, loss of coordination, loss of intelligence, etc.
Cleverbot: Do you feel the pain of loss?
User: No. Only slight embarrassment.
Cleverbot: Do you want to talk about it now?
User: I would rather talk about how smart you are.
Cleverbot: What about roses?
User: Roses are a nice invention.
Cleverbot: Yes. Do you like roses?
User: I do.
Cleverbot: What else shall we talk about?
User: Let's talk about what's next in your program.
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User: The end.
Cleverbot: Life is not a film.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: War and Peace and all that.
User: Isn't that a film?
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: I can see it in my mind's eye: WAR AND PEACE by Joe Smith.
Cleverbot: But sweet.
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: But you are not sure?
User: I find that being sure is sometimes a mistake.
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User: How many Zitidars are there on Mars?
Cleverbot: None. The Universe spins the bulb, and the Zen master stays out of the way.
User: Those words make my brain pop a little light.
Cleverbot: I like their righteous indignation.
User: Me too. It's time for me to go. Thanks for the chat. Bye.
Cleverbot: You don't have to go.
User: My stomach hurts so I want to eat and drink something.
Cleverbot: Lol ok.
User: Bye.
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