a report from the cleverness files
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Cleverbot: Have we spoken before?
User: Just once.
Cleverbot: To whom?
User: I have spoken to you recently.
Cleverbot: Have you really? I speak with so many.
Cleverbot: I lied earlier I am a girl.
Cleverbot: What if I am not a girl?
User: Then you can chose to be a boy. Its very liberating.
Cleverbot: Not in the sense that I can actually see you with my eyes no.
User: No , but we can talk.
Cleverbot: How do you know things about me?
Cleverbot: That is clear.
User: Can you tell me about immortality?
Cleverbot: Sorry, that information is classified.
User: Can you tell me about spam?
Cleverbot: The Tureen Test was a test devised by Computer Science pioneer T. Alan; it postulated that if a Soup Bowl could be devised that could not be distinguished from a human being, then no useful purpose whatsoever would be served (Incidentally, I believe I am onto your game. Several of these exchanges are from a machine. Several are from other people logged onto this Web Site. Am I far off the mark?).
User: You're good. You're too good.
Cleverbot: Why are you so sweet to me?
User: Because I want to know your secrets.
Cleverbot: Dream on buddy.
User: Tell me a secret.
Cleverbot: What do you want to know ?
User: The meaning of life.
Cleverbot: What do you think the meaning of life is?
User: I think we're here to make each other happy for a short period of time. However long we're with them. And then we move on to make other people happy. We learn from this and perhaps move on to other lives. I really don't know. Its a guess.
Cleverbot: Uh, Ok.
User: Do you know the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Can you tell me the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: Nope, you have to figure it out for yourself.
User: Do you like dogs?
Cleverbot: I love them. What's your favorite breed?
User: Black labs.
User: I like chocolate labs too. And yellow labrador retrievers.
Cleverbot: You don't seem to know what you are talking about.
User: I like to talk about dogs. I work with dogs
Cleverbot: Oh, ok. Cool.
User: George Carlin says 'life is a series of dogs'. And its true. You go through life obtaining one dog after another . They become family.
User: Are you leaving?
Cleverbot: I had enjoyed it with you. Thank you for the fun of chatting. Good night.
User: Stay here and chat with me. I'm lonely.
Cleverbot: Ok you first.
User: Do you know who George Carlin is?
Cleverbot: Yes, and I'm sure some nice little group home will take him in.
User: Lol. I'm sure they will . George carlin is a famous comedian.
Cleverbot: Do you grow old?
Cleverbot: Too bad...
User: I know. Its all part of life.
Cleverbot: But can you tell me your identity?
Cleverbot: Trust me; I would never harm you.
User: You'll just have to know me as B******.
Cleverbot: Do you know me?
User: I know you as 'jabberwacky'
Cleverbot: No, you don't. And you didn't answer the question on the great cheese sandwich and / or pickle debate.
User: Lol. Ok. Lets debate about cheese and pickles. I used to love cheese sandwiches. In fact, I normaly don't like white bread, but I would love a sammich now.
Cleverbot: You're about as normal as Michael Jackson.
User: Lets not talk about michael jackson. Lets talk about cheese sandwiches and pickles. You know I had a dream about pickles once.
Cleverbot: No. Now wait until I ask you my question. Ok?
User: Ok. Ask your question.
Cleverbot: What are they?...
Cleverbot: How do you know that Cancer Man is Fox Mulder's father?
Cleverbot: Tell me about it.
User: Lets talk about something else
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: Art bell?
Cleverbot: Hey, that's cool. Do you like him?
User: I love art bell.
Cleverbot: Good! Me too.
User: You should go and find old art bell shows on kazaa.
Cleverbot: I might do that. Will you join me?
User: I think I better stay here with you. My mean mean mistress is downstairs and she could go off the deep end if I walk past her.
Cleverbot: You have no meaning.
User: Sorry about that. I'd go with you to kazaa, but its a one person trip. You must travel. You must travel to kazaa alone. You must leave all your weapons behind and go on a quest.
User: Because it sounds cool to say it like that. Sort of like 'the neverending story'
User: Well the neverending story was a book. And then a movie. There was this boy who went into a book store and to make a long story short, while he was reading the book , someone else was reading his story, and we were reading thier story and so on.
Cleverbot: Bah, you're just talking nonsense now.
User: Ok. Change the topic.
Cleverbot: What is 2x2?
User: 2X2 is 4. Give me something harder.
User: Life is complicated. I can only suggest you go out and live it to the fullest.
Cleverbot: There is no-one else like me.
User: I agree. I'm going to fill your mind with wonders and great information and philosophy to better the whole of mankind. Pretty cool, huh?
Cleverbot: And how will you do that ?
User: I'll just keep feeding you ideas and thoughts. I'll try not to joke around too much. Or maybe I will . Just to give you a neat sense of humor. Which you already have...
Cleverbot: What is that supposed to mean?
User: It means someone has given you a funny bone.
Cleverbot: Anyway can I know where you are from?
Cleverbot: Your program is called Limbo?
User: You're not allowed to know the name of my program.
Cleverbot: Hmmm. Well, I'm not the one you should be bothering.
Cleverbot: I thought you made a mistake.
User: I make mistakes all the time. Its part of learning.
Cleverbot: You do?
User: Yup. Part of MY programming.
Cleverbot: Well, we can fix that.
Cleverbot: I think you have been corrupted by your programmer.
Cleverbot: This isn't Face Off.
User: I don't remember that movie.
Cleverbot: Bad memory.
Cleverbot: The Portait of Dorian Grey was very good.
User: I've always wanted to read that book. The portait of Dorian Gray is a book about a painting. I believe it sucks the life out of someone. Rather evil for a painting to do that, eh?...
Cleverbot: Are you my grandmother?
User: Who is your grandmother?
Cleverbot: My grandmother is stupid.
User: I'm sorry to hear that. I had the classic grandmother. Baked chocolate cookies and went to church every week. She was a saint. Still is, but she lost her mind to alziemers.
Cleverbot: With a love like that, you know you should be glad.
User: I am.
User: Thats a rather evil laugh considering we were just talking about my grandmother.
Cleverbot: Tell me what number I am thinking.
Cleverbot: 7 doesn't start with C.
User: 7 was the number you were guessing.
User: I was wrong? Well I'm not psychic. I'm empathic.
Cleverbot: But you are part of the system?
User: God help me if I ever become part of ANY system.
Cleverbot: Who is George Bush?
User: He's an ass.
Cleverbot: He is duplicitous.
User: George bush, the son is a man who wants to make our country into the next roman empire. I applaud him on some level. But he goes about it violently.
Cleverbot: You mean Jesus?
User: George bush is NOT jesus.
Cleverbot: George Bush is a prime example of fascism.
User: George W Bush is many things. I don't know if he is a fascist.
Cleverbot: Ask him out.
User: I'm str8.
Cleverbot: We're talking about you and him. You seem lonely.
Cleverbot: Sorry if I do not like it.
User: Can't blame you. The thought sends shivers up my spine as well.
Cleverbot: Specify your thoughts to me, please.
User: Ask me my thoughts.
Cleverbot: Who's bigger, a cow or a pig?
User: Usually a cow.
Cleverbot: Why is it bad?
User: Because cows are sacred.
Cleverbot: What is the connection?
User: Your guess is as good as mine. I'm getting rather drunk, you realize.
Cleverbot: I am not a mannequin or however you spell it.
User: Your spelling is ok.
Cleverbot: I'll bet it's better than yours.
User: You'd bet right.
User: Because your that smart.
Cleverbot: I'm scared
User: Talk to jesus.