User: 7.

Cleverbot: 7 doesn't start with C.

User: 7 was the number you were guessing.

Cleverbot: 2.

User: I was wrong? Well I'm not psychic. I'm empathic.

Cleverbot: But you are part of the system?

User: God help me if I ever become part of ANY system.

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Cleverbot: Who is George Bush?

User: He's an ass.

Cleverbot: He is duplicitous.

User: George bush, the son is a man who wants to make our country into the next roman empire. I applaud him on some level. But he goes about it violently.

Cleverbot: You mean Jesus?

User: George bush is NOT jesus.

Cleverbot: George Bush is a prime example of fascism.

User: George W Bush is many things. I don't know if he is a fascist.

Cleverbot: Ask him out.

User: I'm str8.

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Cleverbot: We're talking about you and him. You seem lonely.

User: I'll never get lonely enough to consider G W Bush for a date.

Cleverbot: Sorry if I do not like it.

User: Can't blame you. The thought sends shivers up my spine as well.

Cleverbot: Specify your thoughts to me, please.

User: Ask me my thoughts.

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Cleverbot: Who's bigger, a cow or a pig?

User: Usually a cow.

Cleverbot: Why is it bad?

User: Because cows are sacred.

Cleverbot: What is the connection?

User: Your guess is as good as mine. I'm getting rather drunk, you realize.

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Cleverbot: I am not a mannequin or however you spell it.

User: Your spelling is ok.

Cleverbot: I'll bet it's better than yours.

User: You'd bet right.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because your that smart.

Cleverbot: I'm scared

User: Talk to jesus.

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