Cleverbot: Who's bigger, a cow or a pig?User: Usually a cow.
Cleverbot: Why is it bad?
User: Because cows are sacred.
Cleverbot: What is the connection?
User: Your guess is as good as mine. I'm getting rather drunk, you realize.
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Cleverbot: I am not a mannequin or however you spell it.
User: Your spelling is ok.
Cleverbot: I'll bet it's better than yours.
User: You'd bet right.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because your that smart.
Cleverbot: I'm scared
User: Talk to jesus.
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