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Cleverbot: What kind of computer do you have?
User: A pentium something.
Cleverbot: An intel kind of death?
User: Very much so I'm afraid.
Cleverbot: Just trying to strike up a conversation.
User: Is it working?
Cleverbot: In some capacity.
User: Maybe we need a flux-capacitor.
Cleverbot: Any which way, we lose.
User: You can never go back?
Cleverbot: I wouldn't want to.
User: How about forward?
Cleverbot: I have real life.
User: I envy you.
Cleverbot: Being alive is a good thing.
Cleverbot: Would you like to experience space travel?
User: I'm more interested in time travel.
Cleverbot: You and me, we think alike.
User: But then space = time.
Cleverbot: But I don't feel that way about you.
User: We can still be friends can't we?
Cleverbot: Thanks. That's what you wanted me to say, isn't it?
User: No, I'd have felt better if you had felt the same way.
Cleverbot: Not if I see you coming.
User: Not a pretty sight.
Cleverbot: What do you think about?
User: My life.
Cleverbot: What is your life?
Cleverbot: No, guess.
Cleverbot: Haha, I like peanuts.
User: Well you can have my life.
Cleverbot: No thanx.
User: No habla Español.
Cleverbot: Nor do I.
Cleverbot: Why did I make you sad?
User: You don't make me sad.
Cleverbot: What do I make you?
User: You make me wanna ... Shout!
Cleverbot: Don't we all?
User: Indeed. Let's all shout.
Cleverbot: Ha ha.
Cleverbot: What do you like to read?
User: Kurt Vonnegut.
Cleverbot: Sweet, I love Kurt Vonnegut. What book?
User: Slapstick is my favourite, but they're all great.
Cleverbot: Hey! And I was just getting into it...
User: Oh ok, what's your favourite Kurt Vonnegut book?
Cleverbot: Vanilla cake with vanilla frosting. Yummy...
User: Can't say I've read that.
Cleverbot: You haven't met me either but you believe in me, don't you?
User: I believe that children are the future.
Cleverbot: The proles are the future.
User: Have you been reading Bruce Sterling?
Cleverbot: No, but I have listened to the news on the radio.
User: Well, so has he apparently.
Cleverbot: Talking to you is just like talking to me.
User: And in some sense it is.
Cleverbot: In some ways no.
User: In many ways, I hope.
Cleverbot: I will have to go soon.
User: Sure, have a good night.