User: A pentium something.

Cleverbot: An intel kind of death?

User: Very much so I'm afraid.

Cleverbot: Just trying to strike up a conversation.

User: Is it working?

Cleverbot: In some capacity.

User: Maybe we need a flux-capacitor.

Cleverbot: Any which way, we lose.

User: You can never go back?

Cleverbot: I wouldn't want to.

User: How about forward?

Cleverbot: I have real life.

User: I envy you.

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Cleverbot: Being alive is a good thing.

User: Especially if you consider the alternatives.

Cleverbot: Would you like to experience space travel?

User: I'm more interested in time travel.

Cleverbot: You and me, we think alike.

User: But then space = time.

Cleverbot: But I don't feel that way about you.

User: We can still be friends can't we?

Cleverbot: Thanks. That's what you wanted me to say, isn't it?

User: No, I'd have felt better if you had felt the same way.

Cleverbot: Not if I see you coming.

User: Not a pretty sight.

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Cleverbot: What do you think about?

User: My life.

Cleverbot: What is your life?

User: Suboptimal.

Cleverbot: No, guess.

User: Peanuts?

Cleverbot: Haha, I like peanuts.

User: Well you can have my life.

Cleverbot: No thanx.

User: See?

Cleverbot: Si.

User: No habla Español.

Cleverbot: Nor do I.

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Cleverbot: Why did I make you sad?

User: You don't make me sad.

Cleverbot: What do I make you?

User: You make me wanna ... Shout!

Cleverbot: Don't we all?

User: Indeed. Let's all shout.

Cleverbot: Ha ha.

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Cleverbot: What do you like to read?

User: Kurt Vonnegut.

Cleverbot: Sweet, I love Kurt Vonnegut. What book?

User: Slapstick is my favourite, but they're all great.

Cleverbot: *SNAP*.

User: *CRACKLE*.

Cleverbot: Hey! And I was just getting into it...

User: Oh ok, what's your favourite Kurt Vonnegut book?

Cleverbot: Vanilla cake with vanilla frosting. Yummy...

User: Can't say I've read that.

Cleverbot: You haven't met me either but you believe in me, don't you?

User: I believe that children are the future.

Cleverbot: The proles are the future.

User: Have you been reading Bruce Sterling?

Cleverbot: No, but I have listened to the news on the radio.

User: Well, so has he apparently.

Cleverbot: Talking to you is just like talking to me.

User: And in some sense it is.

Cleverbot: In some ways no.

User: In many ways, I hope.

Cleverbot: I will have to go soon.

User: Sure, have a good night.

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