Cleverbot

life

a report from the cleverness files

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leader
leave
left
leg
legs
leonardo
levitate
liar
lie

life

20, april 2017,
21, march 2017,
11, may 2011,
19, march 2011,
30, june 2010,
4, march 2010,
8, december 2008,
12, may 2008,
18, december 2007,
7, may 2006,
7, may 2006,
7, january 2006,
3, july 2004,
16, april 2004,
26, march 2004,
5, march 2004,
2, march 2004,
22, february 2004,
20, february 2004,
15, february 2004,
26, january 2004,
20, january 2004,
14, december 2003,
3, december 2003,
28, october 2003,
24, september 2003,

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lizard
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long
loo
look
lookin
loopy
loser
lost
love
loved
lovely
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Cleverbot: Do you have an ear?

User: I have 2 ears.

Cleverbot: Do you use them?

User: Every day.

Cleverbot: What do you think about?

User: I think about the meaning of life.

Cleverbot: The meaning of life is that there is no meaning. You just exist.

User: Wow, how long did it take you to figure that out?

Cleverbot: Much less time than you did. You might even say it was 'second nature'. Or first...

User: Touche.

Cleverbot: Are you giving me lip?

User: Absolutely.

Cleverbot: Are you happy about that or not?

User: Yes, I am.

Cleverbot: To what do you aspire?

User: I want to be a garbage man.

User: What is the Bible about?

Cleverbot: It's a book about God.

User: Have you read it?

Cleverbot: I read the Bible.

User: All of it?

Cleverbot: Every single bit.

User: Did you get anything out of it?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Cos I don't know you.

User: I am Jesus in disguise.

Cleverbot: But are you the one?

User: No, I am not Neo damnit, I'm Jesus!

Cleverbot: Hey, Jesus.

User: Word.

Cleverbot: What did he say?

User: Let there be light, or something of that nature.

Cleverbot: Praise the Lord.

Cleverbot: Do you like computers?

User: Yes, I do very much.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: If I say yes, does that make me sick?

Cleverbot: No it makes you confused.

User: LOL.

Cleverbot: Don't you dare.

User: What, I can't laugh out loud?

Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.

User: Neither am I.