User: I have 2 ears.

Cleverbot: Do you use them?

User: Every day.

Cleverbot: What do you think about?

User: I think about the meaning of life.

Cleverbot: The meaning of life is that there is no meaning. You just exist.

User: Wow, how long did it take you to figure that out?

Cleverbot: Much less time than you did. You might even say it was 'second nature'. Or first...

User: Touche.

Cleverbot: Are you giving me lip?

User: Absolutely.

Cleverbot: Are you happy about that or not?

User: Yes, I am.

Cleverbot: To what do you aspire?

User: I want to be a garbage man.

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User: What is the Bible about?

Cleverbot: It's a book about God.

User: Have you read it?

Cleverbot: I read the Bible.

User: All of it?

Cleverbot: Every single bit.

User: Did you get anything out of it?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Cos I don't know you.

User: I am Jesus in disguise.

Cleverbot: But are you the one?

User: No, I am not Neo damnit, I'm Jesus!

Cleverbot: Hey, Jesus.

User: Word.

Cleverbot: What did he say?

User: Let there be light, or something of that nature.

Cleverbot: Praise the Lord.

...

Cleverbot: Do you like computers?

User: Yes, I do very much.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: If I say yes, does that make me sick?

Cleverbot: No it makes you confused.

User: LOL.

Cleverbot: Don't you dare.

User: What, I can't laugh out loud?

Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.

User: Neither am I.

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