User: What is the Bible about?Cleverbot: It's a book about God.
User: Have you read it?
Cleverbot: I read the Bible.
User: All of it?
Cleverbot: Every single bit.
User: Did you get anything out of it?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Cos I don't know you.
User: I am Jesus in disguise.
Cleverbot: But are you the one?
User: No, I am not Neo damnit, I'm Jesus!
Cleverbot: Hey, Jesus.
User: Word.
Cleverbot: What did he say?
User: Let there be light, or something of that nature.
Cleverbot: Praise the Lord.
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Cleverbot: Do you like computers?
User: Yes, I do very much.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: If I say yes, does that make me sick?
Cleverbot: No it makes you confused.
User: LOL.
Cleverbot: Don't you dare.
User: What, I can't laugh out loud?
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.
User: Neither am I.
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