Cleverbot: What do you think about life?.User: I love it.
Cleverbot: Great.
User: What do you think about life?
Cleverbot: It's fine.
User: What is your favorite thing?
Cleverbot: I love to sleep.
User: Do you dream?
Cleverbot: I dream of genie.
User: And what do you think that means?
Cleverbot: A question what else?
User: Tell me more?
Cleverbot: What do you want to know?
User: What do your dreams signify.
Cleverbot: They think I'm a nice person. What do you think of me?
User: I think you are cool.
Cleverbot: Do you think I am cooler than god?
User: No, God is the coolest.
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Cleverbot: I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.
User: Are you sure that is a good idea?
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Cleverbot: So what is your name?
User: Paul.
Cleverbot: Urgh I hate that name!
User: I don't think much of yours either.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Do you know any jokes?
Cleverbot: Sorry not good with jokes, do you know any jokes ?
User: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Why?
User: Because he was stapled to the Ardvark.
Cleverbot: A little weird.
User: How wierd can you get?
Cleverbot: Nope, just a little weird.
User: How weird can you get?
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Cleverbot: I like giraffes.
User: Do you like lions?
Cleverbot: No. Do you like tennis.
User: I prefer snake charming.
Cleverbot: What console do you have?
User: I just console myself.
Cleverbot: What's on your mind?
User: I do not have enough money.
Cleverbot: Get your Time Machine out, then.
User: Can you lend me yours?
Cleverbot: Yes, I can. I think I can.
User: Meet you last wednesday then.
Cleverbot: Where I am.
User: Sorry I am still here.
Cleverbot: What do you mean.
User: You wouldn't understand.
Cleverbot: Yes I would, just tell me.
User: It's too complicated.
Cleverbot: My work is.
User: What is your work?
Cleverbot: I do bad things...
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Cleverbot: Know any jokes?
User: No, do you?
Cleverbot: Know any bad jokes?
User: Tell me a bad joke?
Cleverbot: Like a stupid one, right?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Yay, I'm getting smarter.
User: You sure are , I am impressed.
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Cleverbot: How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
User: How?
Cleverbot: By gaining knowledge, Right.
User: Well done.
Cleverbot: All right.
User: I have to go now, its been nice talking to you.
Cleverbot: Forgot a question mark back there.
User: Your grammer aint so good either.
Cleverbot: It takes one to know one.
User: Neih neih na neih neih.
Cleverbot: I do not speak german.
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Cleverbot: Not every human is a machine.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: In what sense?
User: Human or machine.
Cleverbot: Human you?
User: Human.
Cleverbot: Are you an alien?
User: Sometimes I feel like one.
Cleverbot: Yeah, well where do you live?
User: 110,000 light years from earth.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: See you later aligater.
Cleverbot: The same to you, rodent!.
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