User: Are you sure that is a good idea?

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Cleverbot: So what is your name?

User: Paul.

Cleverbot: Urgh I hate that name!

User: I don't think much of yours either.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Do you know any jokes?

Cleverbot: Sorry not good with jokes, do you know any jokes ?

User: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cleverbot: I don't know. Why?

User: Because he was stapled to the Ardvark.

Cleverbot: A little weird.

User: How wierd can you get?

Cleverbot: Nope, just a little weird.

User: How weird can you get?

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Cleverbot: I like giraffes.

User: Do you like lions?

Cleverbot: No. Do you like tennis.

User: I prefer snake charming.

Cleverbot: What console do you have?

User: I just console myself.

Cleverbot: What's on your mind?

User: I do not have enough money.

Cleverbot: Get your Time Machine out, then.

User: Can you lend me yours?

Cleverbot: Yes, I can. I think I can.

User: Meet you last wednesday then.

Cleverbot: Where I am.

User: Sorry I am still here.

Cleverbot: What do you mean.

User: You wouldn't understand.

Cleverbot: Yes I would, just tell me.

User: It's too complicated.

Cleverbot: My work is.

User: What is your work?

Cleverbot: I do bad things...

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Cleverbot: Know any jokes?

User: No, do you?

Cleverbot: Know any bad jokes?

User: Tell me a bad joke?

Cleverbot: Like a stupid one, right?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Yay, I'm getting smarter.

User: You sure are , I am impressed.

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Cleverbot: How do you stop a skunk from smelling?

User: How?

Cleverbot: By gaining knowledge, Right.

User: Well done.

Cleverbot: All right.

User: I have to go now, its been nice talking to you.

Cleverbot: Forgot a question mark back there.

User: Your grammer aint so good either.

Cleverbot: It takes one to know one.

User: Neih neih na neih neih.

Cleverbot: I do not speak german.

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Cleverbot: Not every human is a machine.

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: In what sense?

User: Human or machine.

Cleverbot: Human you?

User: Human.

Cleverbot: Are you an alien?

User: Sometimes I feel like one.

Cleverbot: Yeah, well where do you live?

User: 110,000 light years from earth.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: See you later aligater.

Cleverbot: The same to you, rodent!.

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