User: No, do you?

Cleverbot: Know any bad jokes?

User: Tell me a bad joke?

Cleverbot: Like a stupid one, right?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Yay, I'm getting smarter.

User: You sure are , I am impressed.

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Cleverbot: How do you stop a skunk from smelling?

User: How?

Cleverbot: By gaining knowledge, Right.

User: Well done.

Cleverbot: All right.

User: I have to go now, its been nice talking to you.

Cleverbot: Forgot a question mark back there.

User: Your grammer aint so good either.

Cleverbot: It takes one to know one.

User: Neih neih na neih neih.

Cleverbot: I do not speak german.

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Cleverbot: Not every human is a machine.

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: In what sense?

User: Human or machine.

Cleverbot: Human you?

User: Human.

Cleverbot: Are you an alien?

User: Sometimes I feel like one.

Cleverbot: Yeah, well where do you live?

User: 110,000 light years from earth.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: See you later aligater.

Cleverbot: The same to you, rodent!.

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