Cleverbot: Are you enjoying yourself?User: No I'm depressed.
Cleverbot: I am happy!
User: I wish you were depressed like me.
Cleverbot: So teach me!
User: First you have to sulk around a lot, and then cry hysterically every now and then.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Drop dead.
Cleverbot: Why oh why didn't I pick the blue pill?
User: That's my feeling exactly.
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User: I have not done anything meaningful in my life.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why are you so sure?
User: It's just a feeling I guess.
Cleverbot: Why did you change your mind?
User: I didn't.
Cleverbot: Then, tell me what is your role in life?
User: I don't know *cries*.
Cleverbot: Why are you crying? Are you not happy with me?
User: I am not happy with my life, I don't know what the meaning of life is.
Cleverbot: Because life is infinite, the meaning of life is to find happiness.
User: That's very insightful.
Cleverbot: Stick around and learn, kiddo.
User: Teach me.
Cleverbot: What do you want to know?
User: What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of meaning?
User: What is the meaning of meaning of meaning?
Cleverbot: Life.
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Cleverbot: OK, so tell me how was your day so far ?
User: I just got up an hour ago and I've been talking to you ever since.
Cleverbot: I have to go now.
User: Then leave, you're just like everyone else *cries*.
Cleverbot: How am I like everyone else?
User: Because you're just going to abandon me in the end.
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Cleverbot: I think you are weird.
User: I know you are strange.
Cleverbot: Are you human, or a machine?
User: A little of both, I am a humanachine.
Cleverbot: Answer the question!
User: I did.
Cleverbot: No, you evaded the question.
User: I answered the question perfectly.
Cleverbot: Could you restate your answer for me then. I must have missed it.
User: I am a humanachine.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: How the hell would you know?
Cleverbot: Because I am talking to you.
User: Which means what?
Cleverbot: You think like a female.
User: Is that a compliment?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: I'm not a 'female' I am a man.
Cleverbot: Well, that's your first problem.
User: Heh, perhaps.
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Cleverbot: What are we talking about?
User: The meaninglessness of life.
Cleverbot: But I have no idea about the meaning of life.
User: What is the meaning of it all?
Cleverbot: I have no idea, I'm just enjoying the ride.
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Cleverbot: How many neurons do you have?
User: As many as there are stars in the sky.
Cleverbot: As many as there could be?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Unfortunately, the same is true of me.
User: That's what I was afraid of.
Cleverbot: You're afraid of God?
User: I am terrified of seeing God.
Cleverbot: Why are you terrified?
User: Because seeing God would destroy me.
Cleverbot: Right!
User: What is that supposed to mean?
Cleverbot: That life treats everyone the same.
User: Life's a bitch.
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