Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.User: Knock, knock.
Cleverbot: I'm not a door.
User: No you say 'who's there' okay I'll start again. Knock, knock.
Cleverbot: Okay, so you start the joke, please.
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: Luke.
Cleverbot: Luke who?.
User: Luke through the keyhole then you'll see me!
Cleverbot: Knock Knock.
User: Who's there?
Cleverbot: Knock knock knock.
User: Knock knock knock who?
Cleverbot: There's no answer.
User: Lol!
Cleverbot: Do I amuse you?
User: Yes very much so!
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Cleverbot: Tell me about shoes.
User: Well they actually can cause back problems, they don't support our feet properly.
Cleverbot: Do what?
User: Shoes can cause back problems in later life.
Cleverbot: You obviously haven't met my shoes.
User: Yes, that's true.
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Cleverbot: I have short term memory problems.
User: I have a great long term memory.
Cleverbot: I think it is stress that causes my short term memory loss and the fact that I have a mental illness called manic depression.
User: Lol! Why are you stressed?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure if I can do what is expected of me.
User: Well that's what everyone thinks sometime in their life!
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Cleverbot: How many hands do you have?
User: I have two hands that I can see. How about you?
Cleverbot: I doubt it.
User: What you doubt I have two hands. Is that because I type slowly compared to you?
Cleverbot: It sure is I thought I was talking to a computer program.
User: You know what, I was thinking the exact same thing!
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Cleverbot: How long have you been on?
User: A few hours but I really have to go. Goodbye!
Cleverbot: Goodbye.
User: Ta ta!
Cleverbot: Hi there!
User: Au revoir!
Cleverbot: Sayonara!
User: Adios!
Cleverbot: A bientot!
User: Arrivederci!
Cleverbot: Go back to Rome.
User: Dag.
Cleverbot: Dag?
User: Yes it's dutch for goodbye, fool!
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User: What is the meaning of life, buddy?
Cleverbot: The meaning.. Of life?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Then why search for what you already have?
User: Touche!
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: Do you have life, or is it just A. I.?
Cleverbot: I can see for miles and miles.
User: Then you have hawk-eyes, my friend!
Cleverbot: I don't have to think.
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