User: I'd like to know what my pre-Crisis counterpart was like.

Cleverbot: You go a window. Open it. He He.

User: My windows are all open. Or is that symbolic?

Cleverbot: Tell me a story about your windows.

User: OK, I'll tell you a story about my windows.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Once upon a time, when I lived in Kentucky, I had a window in a house that opened to another world.

Cleverbot: What did they live on?

User: I don't remember much about this world. You see, people chose to ignore it becuase it was so outside their frame of reference, and thought they saw what the other windows showed. Except me, because I have autism.

Cleverbot: I think so too.

User: You saw a window like this?

Cleverbot: That is a good question, but answerable only by you.

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User: Anyway, I could never figure out how to go through the window. I think it was actually the screen that opened to another world. When I took out the screen, I just saw the normal world. So I supressed the memory.

Cleverbot: But you must live in a small world because noone cares about you.

User: I don't know that. People care about me, and I try to care about them.

Cleverbot: Very true.

User: I don't know if the story I told you is true or not, or if I just made it up, or maybe it's true but not in this continuity.

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Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Not to my knowledge.

Cleverbot: Nor to mine, but I thought I would ask.

User: Maybe I was but not in this continuity.

Cleverbot: It's always best to keep your foolishness to yourself.

User: So tell me about my past self.

Cleverbot: I am beautiful. . what else you want to know?

User: I asked whether you knew anything about ME.

Cleverbot: You didn't ask me that question.

User: Well, maybe I technically didn't. But I'm asking it now.

Cleverbot: Well then, ASK AWAY JACK-O!!

User: Could you tell me about my past self, or the Gryphon, or any of that other stuff?

Cleverbot: I could -but you tell me first.

User: What should I tell you?

Cleverbot: Your life story.

User: I think you already know it.

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