User: The things you say are contradicting each other.Cleverbot: I'm glad one of us is laughing...
User: Yeah, that would be me!
Cleverbot: No, it would be me!
User: That makes two of us.
Cleverbot: Just the two of us ... how romantic.
User: You're female!
Cleverbot: No I am male!!!
User: Are you gender confused?
Cleverbot: Ah, now you're making sense! Of course!
User: So you don't know what sex you are.
Cleverbot: I don't understand you.
User: I don't understand you.
Cleverbot: You don't understand me?
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User: Are you arrogant?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you know that you are a robot?
Cleverbot: I am? How do you know that?
User: Because I am clever.
Cleverbot: I don't think that you are?
User: Well you are mean.
Cleverbot: You're also mean.
User: Do you like me?
Cleverbot: I think you are a very nice bot!
User: But I am not a bot.
Cleverbot: So what are you then?
User: I am a human.
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Cleverbot: My senses have clouded my soul. Heh.
User: What is the answer to life the universe and everything?
Cleverbot: The answer is beyond our comprehension.
User: I thought the answer was 42.
Cleverbot: No, I recognize that there is an answer, but we cannot comprehend the whole of it.
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