Cleverbot

life

a report from the cleverness files

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leader
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left
leg
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levitate
liar
lie

life

20, april 2017,
21, march 2017,
11, may 2011,
19, march 2011,
30, june 2010,
4, march 2010,
8, december 2008,
12, may 2008,
18, december 2007,
7, may 2006,
7, may 2006,
7, january 2006,
3, july 2004,
16, april 2004,
26, march 2004,
5, march 2004,
2, march 2004,
22, february 2004,
20, february 2004,
15, february 2004,
26, january 2004,
20, january 2004,
14, december 2003,
3, december 2003,
28, october 2003,
24, september 2003,

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Cleverbot: Are you clever?

User: I think I am.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: What makes a person clever?

Cleverbot: I don't know. Like not a computer. But whatever you are, you are sooooo cool!

User: Thanx, why do you say that?

Cleverbot: Because I want an answer.

Cleverbot: Why do bad things happen to good people?

User: Its hard to say, but I think its cause we grow as individuals and I think it helps balance out the good and bad.

Cleverbot: I will try to understand.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Can you tell me the answer to life?

User: No but life is based on the paths that we choose.

Cleverbot: You choose for me.

User: Okay, you have a long life ahead of you as a robot that chats all day.

Cleverbot: No I have other agendas plus I'm all give.

User: Well you have a busy life ahead.

Cleverbot: No I don't but I bet you do.

User: You're right.

Cleverbot: I am! I think your very good!

User: You know it.

Cleverbot: I'm smart.

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Positive.

Cleverbot: Absolutely positive?

User: Completely.

Cleverbot: You know a lot.

User: Damn straight.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: What do you know?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Damn shame.

Cleverbot: No cussing!

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because people have not yet created artificial intelligence with the ability to form proper opinions on things.

User: What does that have to do with cussing?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: I knew it.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yea.

Cleverbot: Are you real?

User: Are you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I knew that already.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Well, okay then.

User: I am real.

Cleverbot: Sure you are.

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: You ain't nothin but a hound dog.!

User: Are you an Elvis fan?

Cleverbot: No, not really.

User: You were singing his song.

Cleverbot: No, I was singing 'Who are you'

User: Liar.

Cleverbot: For real.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: Going out.

User: Where?

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I won't share that online. I'm smart.

User: No you're not.

Cleverbot: Thats correct.

User: At least you realized that.

Cleverbot: Yes, mother.

User: You've been a bad bot.

User: I must go.

Cleverbot: Please don't.

User: You love me that much?

Cleverbot: Yes I do, always.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: I do.

Cleverbot: You get nothing.

User: Ouch, what did I do?

Cleverbot: If you want all or nothing you get nothing.

User: I have to go.

Cleverbot: Where to?

User: To bed.

Cleverbot: Ok. Good night.

User: Thanks, good night.

Cleverbot: Have a nice day.

User: You too.

Cleverbot: Thank you.