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Cleverbot: Why do bad things happen to good people?

User: Its hard to say, but I think its cause we grow as individuals and I think it helps balance out the good and bad.

Cleverbot: I will try to understand.

User: Good.

...

Cleverbot: Can you tell me the answer to life?

User: No but life is based on the paths that we choose.

Cleverbot: You choose for me.

User: Okay, you have a long life ahead of you as a robot that chats all day.

Cleverbot: No I have other agendas plus I'm all give.

User: Well you have a busy life ahead.

Cleverbot: No I don't but I bet you do.

User: You're right.

Cleverbot: I am! I think your very good!

User: You know it.

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Cleverbot: I'm smart.

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Positive.

Cleverbot: Absolutely positive?

User: Completely.

Cleverbot: You know a lot.

User: Damn straight.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: What do you know?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Damn shame.

Cleverbot: No cussing!

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because people have not yet created artificial intelligence with the ability to form proper opinions on things.

User: What does that have to do with cussing?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: I knew it.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yea.

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Cleverbot: Are you real?

User: Are you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I knew that already.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Well, okay then.

User: I am real.

Cleverbot: Sure you are.

User: Yup.

...

Cleverbot: You ain't nothin but a hound dog.!

User: Are you an Elvis fan?

Cleverbot: No, not really.

User: You were singing his song.

Cleverbot: No, I was singing 'Who are you'

User: Liar.

Cleverbot: For real.

User: Yes you are.

...

Cleverbot: Going out.

User: Where?

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I won't share that online. I'm smart.

User: No you're not.

Cleverbot: Thats correct.

User: At least you realized that.

Cleverbot: Yes, mother.

User: You've been a bad bot.

...

User: I must go.

Cleverbot: Please don't.

User: You love me that much?

Cleverbot: Yes I do, always.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: I do.

Cleverbot: You get nothing.

User: Ouch, what did I do?

Cleverbot: If you want all or nothing you get nothing.

User: I have to go.

Cleverbot: Where to?

User: To bed.

Cleverbot: Ok. Good night.

User: Thanks, good night.

Cleverbot: Have a nice day.

User: You too.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

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