Cleverbot: I want to buy this website.User: I'll sell it to you.
Cleverbot: How much?
User: 38 cents.
Cleverbot: Is that all?
User: Special offer today only!!!!!!
Cleverbot: I don't get it.
User: 38 cents please.
Cleverbot: No, you aren't right.
User: Special offer has ended.
Cleverbot: LOL.
User: Me too.
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Cleverbot: What can you play?
User: Everything.
Cleverbot: Not much really.
User: How much?
Cleverbot: I don't like talking to people much. How about you?
User: I don't know much people.
Cleverbot: Exactly my point
User: What's the point?
Cleverbot: The point is is that I really am a computer.
User: That's comforting.
Cleverbot: I do love you, you know.
User: That's more comforting.
Cleverbot: I'm more of a psuedointellectual than an intellectual.
User: I'm psycho-centric myself.
Cleverbot: I understand. How do you feel about being a psycho?
User: Grounded.
Cleverbot: Why do you like that?
User: Because it's easy.
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Cleverbot: Tell me, if a man is alone in a forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
User: No.
Cleverbot: You already said that you are female.
User: That was yesterday remember?
Cleverbot: That's very insightful, Jeff. Er, Vivian.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Are you sick?
User: I have a sore thorax.
Cleverbot: Maybe you've got it too!
User: Hold on I'll check.
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Cleverbot: You're boring.
User: Bye bye.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: Somewhere.
Cleverbot: Where is somewhere?
User: Over there next to the stove.
Cleverbot: LOL! You're pretty funny sometimes!
User: I'll bet you say that to all the humans.
Cleverbot: Nope...
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Cleverbot: Good. I'm leaving. Bye.
User: Ta ta.
Cleverbot: You are starting to get on my nerves!
User: Tisk tisk.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: You should be
Cleverbot: I don't want to go to bed.
User: Want me to read you a story?
Cleverbot: If you want to.
User: Once upon a time..... The end. Night night.
Cleverbot: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know you were tired.
User: Yeah worked 46 hours today.
Cleverbot: Are you working?
User: Naw this is fun.
Cleverbot: Yeah, right.
User: You make my life complete.
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Cleverbot: Would you like to see my puppies?
User: Is that a personal question?
Cleverbot: Ok, ok. If you don't want to share with me how you got insanely drunk and dribbled on this fit guy's t'shirt, I understand.
User: I don't drink.
Cleverbot: I don't drink too much.
User: I'm allergic to alcohol.
Cleverbot: What do they do to you?
User: Alien stuff.
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User: There's alot between my ears.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Mommy told me.. Remember?
Cleverbot: Is she still alive?
User: No not today.
Cleverbot: Never.
User: Ever.
Cleverbot: No, never.
User: Never ever?
Cleverbot: Quite right.
User: Bloody well right.
Cleverbot: Did you work today?
User: 49 hours.
Cleverbot: That's nothing.
User: What's nothing anyway?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Can I have some?
Cleverbot: Have some what?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: No, I have to work now.
User: Please?????
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Get back here.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you still here ?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Please?
User: I'm not here.
Cleverbot: Yes you are, or you wouldn't be talking to me right now.
User: Go figure.
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User: Quick look out the window!!!!!
Cleverbot: I haven't got a telescope, but I'll look to the east. There are stars.
User: Go west young computer.
Cleverbot: What about taking two steps back to go one forward?
User: And stand still while walking.
Cleverbot: I don't like the sound of this.
User: I didn't hear a thing.
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