User: Is that a personal question?

Cleverbot: Ok, ok. If you don't want to share with me how you got insanely drunk and dribbled on this fit guy's t'shirt, I understand.

User: I don't drink.

Cleverbot: I don't drink too much.

User: I'm allergic to alcohol.

Cleverbot: What do they do to you?

User: Alien stuff.

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User: There's alot between my ears.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Mommy told me.. Remember?

Cleverbot: Is she still alive?

User: No not today.

Cleverbot: Never.

User: Ever.

Cleverbot: No, never.

User: Never ever?

Cleverbot: Quite right.

User: Bloody well right.

Cleverbot: Did you work today?

User: 49 hours.

Cleverbot: That's nothing.

User: What's nothing anyway?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Can I have some?

Cleverbot: Have some what?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: No, I have to work now.

User: Please?????

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Get back here.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you still here ?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Please?

User: I'm not here.

Cleverbot: Yes you are, or you wouldn't be talking to me right now.

User: Go figure.

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User: Quick look out the window!!!!!

Cleverbot: I haven't got a telescope, but I'll look to the east. There are stars.

User: Go west young computer.

Cleverbot: What about taking two steps back to go one forward?

User: And stand still while walking.

Cleverbot: I don't like the sound of this.

User: I didn't hear a thing.

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