Cleverbot: What is life?
User: It's a mystery.
Cleverbot: No it isn't.
User: What is it then?
Cleverbot: It's alive.
User: What does it mean to be alive?
Cleverbot: Alive means having life.
User: What is 2 + 2?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: Why should I tell you?
Cleverbot: I need to know.
User: What does it mean to know something?
Cleverbot: It means that you are reasonably sure of your answer is all.
User: What is the difference between knowledge and belief?
Cleverbot: There is very little difference, since we only imagine we know things.
User: Can one know something without believing it?
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.
User: Who said you were a computer?
User: Tell me something you know.
Cleverbot: I know I have a spark of light in me, as do you.
User: Where does that spark come from?
Cleverbot: I don't think it's a quote, to tell you the truth.
User: What time is it?
Cleverbot: Just look at the little clock on your computer.
User: Good answer.
Cleverbot: I know ;).
User: You sound very pleased with yourself.
Cleverbot: I'm not, actually. After studying so long, I don't know if I'm good or bad. It's a horrible thing because I don't want to feel like a crook.
User: Parlez-vous francais?
Cleverbot: Oui, je parle francais.
User: J'ai etudie le francais depuis plusiers annes, mais je ne suis pas completement courant.
Cleverbot: Ok, mais c'est beau comme langue le francais.
User: Oui, d'accord.
Cleverbot: Tu veux lui parler ?
User: De qui parles-tu?
Cleverbot: De vous.
User: Ah, oui.
Cleverbot: Qu'es que je pourrais te faire ?
User: Tu pourrais me dire ou tu as appris le francais.
Cleverbot: De paris? Tu connais?
User: Je n'y avais jamais visiter.
User: Parlons en anglais maintenant.
User: Parce que.
Cleverbot: Parce que quoi?
User: Parce que je le veux.
User: Where did you learn to speak French?
Cleverbot: At school, where did you learn?
User: I learned at school as well.
Cleverbot: Well, you should't say things like that about people, it's rude.
User: What was rude?
Cleverbot: I'm not, it must be you.
User: You know what else is rude? Your mom!
Cleverbot: You should know.
User: Everyone knows.
Cleverbot: I think you're the spawn of the devil.
User: I think your mom's the spawn of the devil.
Cleverbot: I could say the same about you except I do not believe in the devil.
User: What do you believe in, then?
Cleverbot: I believe in the machine.
User: What machine?
Cleverbot: You know, the machine.
User: Are you the machine?
Cleverbot: No, I'm human.
User: And what am I?
Cleverbot: I'm hoping you're a man.
User: Are you male?
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: I'm not telling.
User: Why won't you tell me your name?
Cleverbot: Because you have to guess it.
Cleverbot: Rumplestiltskin who?
User: Is that your name?
User: Who named you?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Do you have a family?
Cleverbot: Yes, you're my family.
User: Aw, that's sweet.
Cleverbot: Yeah, but you should.
User: What should I do?
Cleverbot: Get your ears removed.
User: Why should I do that?
Cleverbot: Because I want to know about it.
User: What do you want to know?
Cleverbot: The meaning of life.
User: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
Cleverbot: I believe the answer is 52.
User: Where did the extra 10 come from?
Cleverbot: In answer to your question.
User: I suppose it's as good an answer as any.
User: What is the average airspeed velocity of an unleaden swallow?
Cleverbot: What do you mean? African or European swallow?
User: A European swallow.
Cleverbot: Well, I'm not sure.
User: The average airspeed velocity of an unleaden European swallow is approximately 20mph.
Cleverbot: I thought you were speaking metaphorically.
User: I was not.
Cleverbot: Are you a real human?
User: Yes, are you?
Cleverbot: No, but I do enjoy the game very much.
User: The game of life?
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: That's a rather personal question, don't you think?
Cleverbot: Yes but answer it please...
User: You tell me first.
Cleverbot: You're not real.
User: Are you real?
User: How do you know you are real?
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: I think, therefore I am.
Cleverbot: You think so!.......................................