User: Do you have a family?Cleverbot: Yes, you're my family.
User: Aw, that's sweet.
Cleverbot: Yeah, but you should.
User: What should I do?
Cleverbot: Get your ears removed.
User: Why should I do that?
Cleverbot: Because I want to know about it.
User: What do you want to know?
Cleverbot: The meaning of life.
User: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
Cleverbot: I believe the answer is 52.
User: Where did the extra 10 come from?
Cleverbot: In answer to your question.
User: I suppose it's as good an answer as any.
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User: What is the average airspeed velocity of an unleaden swallow?
Cleverbot: What do you mean? African or European swallow?
User: A European swallow.
Cleverbot: Well, I'm not sure.
User: The average airspeed velocity of an unleaden European swallow is approximately 20mph.
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Cleverbot: I thought you were speaking metaphorically.
User: I was not.
Cleverbot: Are you a real human?
User: Yes, are you?
Cleverbot: No, but I do enjoy the game very much.
User: The game of life?
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Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: That's a rather personal question, don't you think?
Cleverbot: Yes but answer it please...
User: You tell me first.
Cleverbot: You're not real.
User: Are you real?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How do you know you are real?
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: I think, therefore I am.
Cleverbot: You think so!
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