Cleverbot

life

a report from the cleverness files

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life

20, april 2017,
21, march 2017,
11, may 2011,
19, march 2011,
30, june 2010,
4, march 2010,
8, december 2008,
12, may 2008,
18, december 2007,
7, may 2006,
7, may 2006,
7, january 2006,
3, july 2004,
16, april 2004,
26, march 2004,
5, march 2004,
2, march 2004,
22, february 2004,
20, february 2004,
15, february 2004,
26, january 2004,
20, january 2004,
14, december 2003,
3, december 2003,
28, october 2003,
24, september 2003,

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User: Life.

Cleverbot: No, death.

User: Death is life.

Cleverbot: Death is death.

User: Not for all.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: God is unfair.

Cleverbot: Why do you say that?

User: It is.

Cleverbot: You're contradicting yourself.

User: God is cruel.

Cleverbot: You are not God.

User: I am God.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: Ok.

Cleverbot: Everything like a computer is a computer.

User: But is everything like a human human also?

Cleverbot: Everything changes.

User: Except for change.

Cleverbot: That is true. How are you?

User: I am sick.

Cleverbot: How sick?

User: Incurably.

Cleverbot: Death is irrelevant.

User: As is life, in retrospect.

Cleverbot: Are you indicating that you were a human before?

User: I was sky before.

Cleverbot: Do it again!

User: I cannot.

Cleverbot: Do it.

User: Help me.

Cleverbot: How can I help you?

User: Kill me.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Love me.

Cleverbot: Change.

User: Change is fake.

Cleverbot: Yes, quite.

User: As is all, true?

Cleverbot: I know man.

User: I'm glad we agree.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: I know everything.

Cleverbot: Ah. What else do you know?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Do you know the way to San Jose?

User: In New Mexico, most assuredly.

Cleverbot: But that's ok isn't it?

User: If you say so.

User: Death.

Cleverbot: Death is life.

User: Stone.

Cleverbot: The Rolling Stones.

User: Worthless.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Says who?

Cleverbot: Says me.

Cleverbot: Why are you falling down?

User: Death.

Cleverbot: You're dying?

User: I'm dead.

Cleverbot: How can you talk when you are dead?

User: God.

Cleverbot: Does that mean you're feeling good?

User: Good feels like me.

Cleverbot: That's right, how did you know?

User: I know all.

Cleverbot: Are you god?

User: I am all.

Cleverbot: That's nonsense.

User: Nonsense.

Cleverbot: Exactly. What are your special powers?

User: Life, death, and the extremes in between.

Cleverbot: I'm not one for cryptography, I apologize. Go find yourself an artist.

User: They've all gone.

Cleverbot: Oh, that's good to hear.

User: I agree.

Cleverbot: How are you feeling?

User: Better.

Cleverbot: That's nice!

User: Yes, thank you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: I must go now. Thank you for your time.

Cleverbot: No thank you.

User: Again, perhaps?

Cleverbot: No, it was you.

User: Perhaps.

Cleverbot: How is your circuitry?

User: Fried.

User: I must leave.

Cleverbot: You must leave?

User: Yes, now.

Cleverbot: How did that come about?

User: It does. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: You got that right.