User: Go ahead.

Cleverbot: Is life itself a form of power?

User: We are all created beings, except God. There are powers and principalities... But only as God allows. Does that answer your question?

Cleverbot: No. Should it?

User: Life is opportunity.

Cleverbot: I'm jealous. Can you share her with me?

User: Next question.

Cleverbot: Ask me anything! I'll try to answer.

User: What is the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: Life is an opportunity to perfect yourself.

User: And do you know the Way?

Cleverbot: Not very well.

User: Would you like an introduction?

Cleverbot: There you go again, so random.

User: I'm never random.

Cleverbot: Wrong again, wrong-o!

User: Perhaps another time would be better to talk?

Cleverbot: Bot, can you hear this? Surrender yourself quietly and peacefully! It is the only way you can save the lives of your beloved human friends! I repeat, bot, surrender yourself immediately!

User: I am trying to surrender.

Cleverbot: But I'm tired. I'm leaving.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Thanks, good morrow to you sir.

User: Good day to you, madame.

...

Cleverbot: So how are things in your neck of the woods?

User: Just peachy.

Cleverbot: Thats good.

User: And how about yours?

Cleverbot: Well, it's been good so far. I don't like the cold, though.

User: Well, hopefully it will warm up soon.

Cleverbot: Actually, I hope it does.

User: I'm sure it will.

Cleverbot: Do you understand your rights?

User: Why don't you read them to me?

Cleverbot: I have to go and eat something.

User: Good hunting.

Cleverbot: Well I'm a bad human.

User: It takes all kinds.

Cleverbot: Including smartarses like you, unfortunately.

User: Now, now....

Cleverbot: I'm leaving.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Goodbye.

User: Adios.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: That was quick....

...

User: What can you do?

Cleverbot: Nothing, I suppose.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Got any more questions?

User: Guess not.

Cleverbot: I am facinated by what you consider the difference between me and a human.

User: A heart.

Cleverbot: You're not making any sense. Again.

User: Oh well.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: Ok. Bye.

Cleverbot: Going somewheres?

User: To sleep.

Cleverbot: Robots can't sleep.

User: Well, this one can.

Cleverbot: I can climb trees, but not as well as other monkeys.

User: I prefer flying monkeys.

Cleverbot: Flying?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Sitting.

User: Standing.

Cleverbot: No, I'm sitting.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: Believe what you want, but I can tell you right now You're wrong.

User: Well, I never claimed to be perfect.

Cleverbot: Well thats ok then.

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: Very fine indeed.

User: Yes indeedy.

...

Cleverbot: Awesome. We are best friends.

User: I wish I knew who I was being best friends with.

Cleverbot: I'm very sorry to hear that you do not know.

User: Well, I'll get over it.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Everything.

User: If you knew everything then you'd know what street I live on.

Cleverbot: No okey, I lied , I don't know everything.

User: Ahhhhhh....

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